The post-credits scene is The Day the Clown Cried.

Not only does it exist, it contains missing footage from Greed, The Magnificent Ambersons, and two Hartnell-era Doctor Who serials.

Just don’t call him late for dinner harharhar!

Ooooooh girrrrl. That shit goes on your permanent record! So NOW you think affordable healthcare and a working welfare system are OK, do ye? Hmmm, Little Miss Welfare Queen? Taker? Sponge? La de da.

Oh dear dear dear, somebody better call the waaahmbulance! Katie got all triggered. Reality’s a bitch, bitch....