BRING IN THE TANKS.

fuck you, jordan sargent. you pathetic little nutsack. why don’t you go ruin another conde naste exec’s life

well if it doesn’t support your baseless agenda then you bash it.

“rumors that begin on forums and message boards often have truths that make their way into the sports pages days later.”

Incredibly long-winded, stupid post. Could have been said in far fewer words.

I didn’t even need to get past your headline to know your writing sucks.

Dear Univision,

Hey Deadspin, please continue posting articles referencing the deleted ones like yesterday’s Mitch Williams piece so that your demise is fast tracked.

truly disgusting how you completely pry into this couple’s personal life under the guise that one half of the couple happens to be an nfl player, so therefore you can use it for your little crusade.

You hypocrite bitches whine about your posts being deleted, yet when i call you out for being pseudo journalists my comments are deleted. fuck you. death to gawker.

yeah, brah, so fucking awesome, brah. cowabunga. fucking idiot.

fuck you, congrats on your loss. you’re not journalists, so quit pretending.

your “reporting” is a joke.