Once upon a time on a hungover Sunday with friends at a mall in West Hartford, I walked into an A&F shirtless and pretended to work there for about 5 minutes.

Not a single person batted an eye.

It was one of those weird stoppages that either argument could be justified. If he had let the fight go on another two or three seconds, that wouldn’t have been a terrible choice. Neither was stopping it when he did.

More experienced reporters would control the questioning with a pregnant pause, but given that it’s Jones he would just hit it with his car and run out of the press conference completely.

after headliner Jon Jones was found to have a small trace of a banned substance in his blood

OMG!
He wants to build American cars, peddle his energy agenda while digging holes everywhere, his rocket fleet is becoming a “force” to reckon with in space, and he has shitty internet etiquette; yet, there is a section of the public that’ll support anything he does.

To be fair, they’re selling about as fast as they can make them.

You do realize that 5000 cars a week for an auto manufacturer is like a mcdonalds selling 10 hamburgers a day right?

Isn’t it weird? Especially considering the Space X program was created to send those slave children to mars since NASA won’t do it.

No I think he is polarizing because he has a bad habit of saying things he shouldn’t and then getting mad when people call him on his shit. It is well documented his habit of lashing out angrily at people who have criticized, I believe there is an entire subreddit dedicated to just that. I have said this over and…

Wait, he’s not tripping on acid, he’s raging on hormones!

This Boer clown from So. Africa (sus) probably spent the first half of his life kicking the shit out of “kaffirs”. I’ll bet you a signed rand note it’s true.

Confit. Cook them slowly in the byproducts of their own vanity.

I think this was the best lawsplainer...

“Elon Musk Is Doubling Down on the Pedo Thing”

I’m not at all a Tesla fanboy, so I could care less if they sink.
But Tesla [board members], I’m saying this as a friend:

I have a bold idea: how about governments not air their grievances toward each other via Twitter? Just talk on the fucking phone or something.

You know who did have a problem with that? Salah.

Don’t selfishly turn me into political propaganda, complains the guy beaming in photo ops with a brutal autocrat.

Bed bugs? I just want to remind you all of what transoceanic travel was like 100 years ago.

He did a little prick on his little prick