I live four blocks from my parents (believe me, I know), and I’m in District 9, she’s in District 2, and we vote on opposite sides of our small city. That’s even changed three times in the last ten years. I check every time I vote so I know where to go.

Where in the World
  - Is -
USS Carl Vinson

Man, thank goodness the First Lady just misused her B-visa status instead of getting an H1-B, so she won’t be affected by this.

You know it wasn’t a Mustang because it turned away from the pedestrians.