I’m trying to imagine what the heck was going through his brain when typing this tweet.

“Thirty seconds of sunlight on your butthole is the equivalent of a full day of sunlight with your clothes on.”

I’m gonna go ahead and guess that “Metaphysical Meghan” isn’t all that into the scientific method. Or critical thinking. Just woo woo. 

Sure, just let me peel off my winter coat, hat, gloves, scarf, boots, wool jumper, long sleeved t-shirt, tank top, skirt, wool tights, another pair of tights and underwear. Oh, no, I missed the three minutes of sunlight we get per day in november! I guess I’ll just have to try again tomorrow

“You, uh... you don’t pay me.”

I would like to know if there is a specific equation or data used to develop the 30 seconds = one full day conclusion.

I really feel for the poor assistants, boyfriends, long suffering spouses, etc. who take the pictures for these posts.

He wrote, “So I should settle for a bulldog and act like I’m happy with my life and preach ‘keep it in your race’ to the world as if Dr. King didn’t fight/die for equality, acceptance, all cultures loving one another, and no hate? “No thanks,” continued the 30-year-old basketball player. “That maybe your life but…

I don’t want to speak for every black woman but ya know what? We’re good. Patrick can continue not being in my thought process.

BTW, how anyone with eyes set that close to one another and a hairline running away from his face calling anyone names?

I think I have some thoughts today about Patrick Patterson

I assume a bulldog gave birth to him? I assume a bulldog fed him, clothed him, drove his sorry ass to practice, helped him put lotion on his ashy legs after practice? I mean does this punk know he is talking about the very person responsible for his being alive? So sick of these frauds. Oh the most popular NBA players…

I’ll bite.. as a heavy travaller, while I can’t (and won’t speak for EVERYONE on the plane, I can give some reasonable answers to this):

Oh thank God. My mom and I recently saw a segment about him on CBS Sunday morning about how he loves to read and supports the local bookstores and visits one in every city he goes to. And he also reads to kids. He was sooo sweet and cute and he made us Nationals fans immediately. I am so glad to hear he is so cool in…

Doolittle isn’t just the very best of the Nationals. He’s the best of baseball. We need a thousand more players like him.

You forgot Sean Doolittle, who is the very best of the Nationals. Doo is the best. He had the guts to state publicly why he wasn’t going. And he and his wife walk the walk and talk the talk in community activism. They hosted Thanksgiving dinner for Syrian refugees and got the community involved, when he was with…

“Doormats are welcoming. I’m here to work.”

So I took the bar exam in Ohio in July and did not pass. I wasn’t at all surprised, because I didn’t study at all – two months before the exam, right as my study schedule was kicking off, my partner of two years broke up with me unexpectedly and I had to move out of our house, back in with my parents, and then deal…

Yeah, it seems weird to treat his relationship to Dylan as nearly an aside.