I honestly can’t tell if this is satire. 

My man, I’ve got some bad news for you. Elon’s flying water tower will never make it to Mars.

I’ve never watched hi channel, but just from reading articles about him I can tell he’s a knob.

Was a’fore or after ol’ Jed and his family moved to Beverly Hills after striking oil on his land?

Eating predators always feels like a waste of protein asset to me, like why aren’t we just eating what they eat? Even if 75% of the edible mass of a mouse eaten by a snake becomes edible snake mass, would that still be more efficient than just eating the mouse in the first place?

alternative protein sources will have to come from somewhere

A & W even made pains to clarify this when they offered 1/3 pounders:

The biggest problem the Third Pounders faced was the fact that people don’t understand fractions. There were constant complaints that it cost more and you got less meat than a quarter pounder. Because 3 is smaller than 4. I know.

I think the Quarter Pounder and the Double Quarter Pounders are pretty tasty.

The problem with the Double Big Mac was that it highlighted the fact that McDonald’s beef doesn’t really taste all that great in large quantities. They did try 1/3 lb Angus/Sirloin Burgers long ago and they were pretty good, but I think they just quite advertising them and people forgot about them, then quality went…

Whopper is the best IF it is made well. It is the burger with the most potential but rarely meats (get it) that potential.

The Quarter-Pounder is the only decent thing at McD’s, and probably the nationally available best fast-food burger. (Culvers crushes it though, as does other regional-only fast-food sandwiches and virtually ALL independent shops) I don’t remember when, but it feels like somewhere in the mid-90's the Whopper was the…

Sorry, trusting trail maintenance to make trails obstacle free (or at least mark all the obstacles) is not a substitute for picking a safe speed for the amount of visibility you’ve got. Obstacles in the woods appear out of nowhere with not a lot of warning - blowdown, a large animal that just keeled over and died,…

Property owner maybe for giving approval for conflicting activities, tough sell on the aircrew/military. If in the countryside doing exercises they wouldn’t be illuminating their helicopter on the ground as they wouldn’t do that on a mission since that is just painting a big old target on ones own unit while a sitting…

Except the dude is a lawyer, presumably with decent health insurance so it’s hard to believe whatever his insurance out of pocket ended up being was a sum that would bankrupt an attorney. 

This is like if I hopped on my bike, closed my eyes and started pedaling through the walmart parking lot and then tried to sue the owner of the parked car I eventually run into.

Albert Farms Airfield (MA88) in Worthington MA, 2,800', privately owned, prior permission required to land.

No doubt the accident was the snowmobiler’s fault, but the disastrous private medical industry in this country basically forces people to sue anyone and everyone they can in order to cover expensive treatment.

“What’s more, they attempted to pass the blame off onto Smith”

Seems like a case for the property lawyers. Who owns the land, who’s got what rights to pilot what vehicles there, etc?