Only my white friends buy those super hot sauces, my Mexican friends for some reason prefer Franks or Crystals(even over Mexican branded hot sauce) on EVERYTHING e.g burgers included.

Just go get a steak tortas. In fact since you guys are in Chicago, go check out Taqueria Amigo Chino. Their Tortas are the size of a newborn.

These recluse people seems like fun type of people to hang around with. I’m 43 and in all my adult life, I never made more than a 1 minute convo with a delivery person. Pretty sure 99% of them don’t want to talk to you.

The one on Fullerton and Central? Most of our pizza shops sell slices. I think our brains make us think slices taste better.  Victor's pizza near me slices taste better even though it's the same pizza. You should try Slice Factory in Melrose Park

LOL no. No one goes to a fried chicken joint thinking of saving the planet nor their waistlines.

Make sure you tell people that they contains peanuts. Or your guest will end up on the next episode of They will kill you

OMG he’s doing 75 days in Cook County jail and probably less due to COVID. People keep thinking 150 days, but don’t know about county time in Cook county. We go day for day.

I only use it on dark clothes that have started to fade.

A guy got attacked on a plane by one of these fake service dogs

The dog in the picture is a emotional support pet, not a real service dog.

“chickens full of steroids”

99.7% of them have OMG refrigerators

$10 WTF. You can get a whole cut up chicken for less than $5 in Chicago.

IMHO. If you have the room, get a deep freezer. They have some that can fit in a closet. I can get 40lbs of whole chicken wings for $109 or 40lbs of leg quarters for less than $25. It also helps if you live in a city with a meat district or have sometime like a Gordon’s store(GFS). The only thing you’ll need to worry…

Check out TheWolfePit on YouTube. He has a ton of cheap meal recipes.

Tik Tok finally found out what black people with dry skin do all the time

She’s like a golden chocolate. It’s rare in America because some of our genes are swapped for European genes due to slavery.

Our gas and water meters are inside our building. They always give you like a month notice of when they will come out. Make sure everything is up to code. I had brought two gas water tanks a few years back, and the gas guy told me I need to install two $5 PVC over flow pipes(I forgot), or the next guy could turn them…

People do lie about lots of stuff to get a bag

They cut them up to charge more for less. Real chicken places won’t sell you a half a wing. These half of wings should be called Sports bar wings. I buy 40lbs of whole medium sized wings for ($125.99 or 3.15/lb). You’ll damn near pay twice for that in already cut wings.