My first thought was Rene Russo.

Holy.

there’s a liquor store down the road from me that delivers! i’m not sure if there's a minimum or anything, but the option is there!

It’s a well kept secret, the jewels I mean. But as I trust you, I can reveal that we like our love to be on the rocks.... uh.... hmmm.... lessee here. We don’t.... uh... let things hang around.. ... for long.. Furthermore, further, more, when the groin gets tough, the tough get groin..... or .... something. I can say…

How is Adrian voting in the upcoming Gawker union vote?

She’s actually not old enough for Benadryl yet and I’m not super into drugging (my baby). But you never know with me!

I have been playing games oh I don’t know a good 26 years out of my 29 year old life and I literally have never broken a controller, system or game. I don’t get how people do it!

Very much want the Warriors to win (the ‘75 championship was the first sports championship I remember as a little Bay Area guy) but I am not sure I’d ever bet against Lebron (I don’t gamble though so I’m in the clear)

There’s a part of me that KNOWS they’re sausages, but damn if that pizza doesn’t look like it’s covered in shriveled up foreskins...

I strongly suggest you spend the next six hours binge-watching Grace and Frankie on Netflix.

Jessa Duggar’s father-in-law goes on to say that fans shouldn’t be shocked by Josh’s actions — he claims that many people would do the same thing if they didn’t fear the consequences of their behavior.

The idea of me being the one in control of one is not in the best interest of humanity.

When I was a kid, fifth grade, I went on a roller coaster for the first time; I was without an adult (complicated story).

Roller coasters are bad. I don’t know if this has to do with me being over 30 and having my vestibular whatsis all out of whack or what, but I took my kid on a little roller coaster at the zoo, like one for preschoolers, and they had to stop that thing and let me off. It was a slow day and we were the only people on…

I am a woman, highly intelligent, very hard working... I’m the employee who says to her boss, “No, it’s NOT okay that I was late. It’s the second time in a month, and while I appreciate that you want to let it slide because of how good of a job I do, please don’t let it slide again, promise me that the next time it…

you have to really really look the part

Weird, huh? These are very basic qualities.

I’ll add this to the “owns a suit” competency: Knows at least one way to tie a tie.

I’m surprised DC knows who Rhianna is considering they’re still operating like it’s the 1950s.

I’m trying to think of a scenario where everyone involved loses. Whatever that is, that’s what I’m rooting for.