I fucking love the idea of using Socratic Questioning in the style of cognitive-behavior therapy in sexting. I’m just gonna ask you questions until you reach the conclusion I’d like you to reach; it’s much more salient if you’re able to get there on your own.

But what if the glass your water came in was contaminated with the thing you’re allergic to?

Here’s how it “works”:

The idea of a “neg” is to be playful teasing that throws a woman off her game/lowers her confidence and thus makes her intrigued by the “PUA.” It also assumes some sort of baseline comfort (i.e. you don’t open with the neg, you use it once you’ve established yourself somewhat). The classic example is “your hair is…

That’s okay that you don’t understand, sometimes I don’t understand really simple stuff too when I’m nervous. So you want to get out of here, maybe grab a drink?

I’ve gotten lots of negs in online dating, like, “It’s too bad you are so tall, you’re really cute otherwise.” The idea is that I’m supposed to respond by trying to convince him that I’m not too tall and he should really like me. It’s shifting the conversation so I’m now trying to impress him, not the other way…

His neg, though I can’t remember the exact wording, was something like “it’s a shame that other men don’t normally like heavy women, you have a pretty good face...” and I was just like “I have no problem getting men but I am suspecting that given your face, stature, general smell, and whatever you just tried to pull…

I once had a PUA-adherent try to pick me up and when I neg-ed his neg and pointed out that I was literally already fucking one of the band members at the concert we were both at (which was true) and that even if I wasn't, his technique would literally never work, he started drunk crying and telling me how I don’t know…

As a proud Bearded-American, I endorse this correction. Now excuse me, I’m off to trim this bad-boy until it looks great.

My 25 year old sister says it that way, and it makes me cringe every time. I stopped correcting her because she swears she has “heard the Mexicans say it both ways.”

Floyd Mayweather is a lot of terrible things, and because of that, he will never get respect for being a master boxer. This post, whatever it is, is proof of that, as now we have people who clearly know very little about boxing are now determining what makes someone a coward in the ring. He fights…

Floyd got confused. He forgot you hug women and punch boxers, not the other way around.

So at the risk of saying something unpopular, in the restaurant industry, we do our best to accommodate these things but you have to understand that “our best” will never ever be perfect. We just can’t do that. I’m not saying that people with food allergies need to stay home. But I am saying that if you are deathly…

You’re right, people unfortunate enough to have food allergies should just be hermits and never go out anywhere ever. Right. Makes total sense.

This is what happens when my husband shaves his beard

I’m not letting Mr. Bells shave his, because he did once and he looked 19. It was horrifying.

Having lived through my share of this type of experience in school, I make sure to emphasize to my kids repeatedly that if they need the bathroom for WHATEVER reason, get up and go. I give no fucks about teacher authority when it comes to needing the facilities. I tell the kids to take care of their bodies and I'll…

My resting bitch face must have saved me from the predicament.