Oh God, imagine. Help us Captain Marvel, you're our only hope (for gender diversity in superhero films).

50 Shades of Grey Aliens - Probes!

But what if the glass your water came in was contaminated with the thing you’re allergic to?

Here’s how it “works”:

Some women enjoy rape-play and extremely rough sex with strangers (and good on them, whatever floats your boat!). But actual rape is still torture to it’s victims.

She was forced into the surgery. She had NO say in the matter. That’s a lack of consent. That literally is abuse and torture. It was done in a attempt to…

Hopefully, assuming they haven’t made a Black Widow movie by then, Captain Marvel will prove to be a big hit, and I’m going to go out on a short limb and say that it will be, and Marvel will finally see the light.

Choices, people, choices! Here are the options!

The idea of a “neg” is to be playful teasing that throws a woman off her game/lowers her confidence and thus makes her intrigued by the “PUA.” It also assumes some sort of baseline comfort (i.e. you don’t open with the neg, you use it once you’ve established yourself somewhat). The classic example is “your hair is…

That’s okay that you don’t understand, sometimes I don’t understand really simple stuff too when I’m nervous. So you want to get out of here, maybe grab a drink?

I’ve gotten lots of negs in online dating, like, “It’s too bad you are so tall, you’re really cute otherwise.” The idea is that I’m supposed to respond by trying to convince him that I’m not too tall and he should really like me. It’s shifting the conversation so I’m now trying to impress him, not the other way…

His neg, though I can’t remember the exact wording, was something like “it’s a shame that other men don’t normally like heavy women, you have a pretty good face...” and I was just like “I have no problem getting men but I am suspecting that given your face, stature, general smell, and whatever you just tried to pull…

I once had a PUA-adherent try to pick me up and when I neg-ed his neg and pointed out that I was literally already fucking one of the band members at the concert we were both at (which was true) and that even if I wasn't, his technique would literally never work, he started drunk crying and telling me how I don’t know…

And the first look at Pod as the Squiretrooper.

As a proud Bearded-American, I endorse this correction. Now excuse me, I’m off to trim this bad-boy until it looks great.

My 25 year old sister says it that way, and it makes me cringe every time. I stopped correcting her because she swears she has “heard the Mexicans say it both ways.”

Floyd Mayweather is a lot of terrible things, and because of that, he will never get respect for being a master boxer. This post, whatever it is, is proof of that, as now we have people who clearly know very little about boxing are now determining what makes someone a coward in the ring. He fights…

Floyd got confused. He forgot you hug women and punch boxers, not the other way around.

So at the risk of saying something unpopular, in the restaurant industry, we do our best to accommodate these things but you have to understand that “our best” will never ever be perfect. We just can’t do that. I’m not saying that people with food allergies need to stay home. But I am saying that if you are deathly…

You’re right, people unfortunate enough to have food allergies should just be hermits and never go out anywhere ever. Right. Makes total sense.