Having lived through my share of this type of experience in school, I make sure to emphasize to my kids repeatedly that if they need the bathroom for WHATEVER reason, get up and go. I give no fucks about teacher authority when it comes to needing the facilities. I tell the kids to take care of their bodies and I'll…

My resting bitch face must have saved me from the predicament.

She's the hero of the goddamn movie! How did everyone who's not four miss that?

Yeah, I've seen this profile pic on tons of dating sites (pretty hot though):

So was it pulled because he was wrong, or because the content didn't align with Connecticut-based ESPN's alleged so-called narrative of "hating" the Patriots so darned much?

Folks with kids aren't all insufferable. Most of us respect whatever path people choose to take. The ones that don't (moms or childfree or otherwise) can fucking suck it.

So what you're saying is that football coverage is refreshingly devoit of the horseshit mountain of sanctimony baby boomer writers shovel onto the rotting carcass of MLB?

It has the sales staff at theaters busy. They're all tied up.

My kids had me carry them around for years. At one point they even demanded fancy carriages and special seating accommodations when I drove them around. I couldn't wait for the day those entitled leeches became toddlers.

Just keep repeating, "It's the doll or your soul. YOUR SOUL."

Oh my! I love those!!

Having actually broken a nail for the first time this week- it's nothing to laugh about. I broke it half way down the nail bed, and I seriously thought I'd broken my finger it hurt that much. {Insert sadface crying gif here}

"Broncos? OJ drove a White Bronco. If you are a Broncos fan, you support wife killers." - Jay Schoeder

Yes and they actually consider women declining their "polite propositions" to be an attack on them. Because we are essentially malfunctioning—we're meant to decorate their world and accept their degradation and abuse with grins on.

Same here. If I'm walking down the street when there aren't many people around and there's a woman in front of me, I make sure I pass her quickly just because I know it's probably creeping her out to know that I'm walking behind her. And I'm not even doing anything wrong! How can guys not sense another human being's…

This is almost as bad as the time that neocon shitlord Elvis wrote Viva Las Vegas, which thoughtlessly celebrated the city and totally failed to address its high divorce rates, unstable housing market and contribution to gambling addiction.

*Mo Lewis

As a lifetime Jets fan, I can say the Jets don't need any help losing. They do just fine on their own.

Well, the NFL (and Deadspin) need their story lines. And they are not afraid to protect them. Billion dollar industries are not left to chances.

For whatever reason, he's actually going by "Alejandro G. Iñárritu" for this film. Not sure why that's changed.