So what you're saying is that football coverage is refreshingly devoit of the horseshit mountain of sanctimony baby boomer writers shovel onto the rotting carcass of MLB?

It has the sales staff at theaters busy. They're all tied up.

My kids had me carry them around for years. At one point they even demanded fancy carriages and special seating accommodations when I drove them around. I couldn't wait for the day those entitled leeches became toddlers.

Just keep repeating, "It's the doll or your soul. YOUR SOUL."

Oh my! I love those!!

Having actually broken a nail for the first time this week- it's nothing to laugh about. I broke it half way down the nail bed, and I seriously thought I'd broken my finger it hurt that much. {Insert sadface crying gif here}

"Broncos? OJ drove a White Bronco. If you are a Broncos fan, you support wife killers." - Jay Schoeder

Yes and they actually consider women declining their "polite propositions" to be an attack on them. Because we are essentially malfunctioning—we're meant to decorate their world and accept their degradation and abuse with grins on.

Same here. If I'm walking down the street when there aren't many people around and there's a woman in front of me, I make sure I pass her quickly just because I know it's probably creeping her out to know that I'm walking behind her. And I'm not even doing anything wrong! How can guys not sense another human being's…

This is almost as bad as the time that neocon shitlord Elvis wrote Viva Las Vegas, which thoughtlessly celebrated the city and totally failed to address its high divorce rates, unstable housing market and contribution to gambling addiction.

*Mo Lewis

As a lifetime Jets fan, I can say the Jets don't need any help losing. They do just fine on their own.

Well, the NFL (and Deadspin) need their story lines. And they are not afraid to protect them. Billion dollar industries are not left to chances.

For whatever reason, he's actually going by "Alejandro G. Iñárritu" for this film. Not sure why that's changed.

Your move, Marvel. WB has officially announced it for 2017, and Sony is rumoured to have a female super-hero movie then too. Get you ass in gear Feige.

I like this song because Spiderman. And triplets.

Awww why thanks :) Y'alls story is 10x more adorable/unique. I like it!

I don't understand this. My fiancé and I met online a few years ago, and we've no shame at all regarding that. We think it's awesome! When asked, she'll say she ordered me online. I say the same. Honestly, I think this is more and more the norm; my dad met his partner of 10 years online too!

Ha! I met my boyfriend of over a year on Tinder and you just made me imagine my future. Try saying you met on Tinder. People assume you used the app for hook-ups and this was fluke. (Which is how it happened. But they don't know that!)

Yeah, my ex and I met on the internet, too, and there was always that weird pause from whoever asked us how we met. We just stated simply "we met on the internet" and left it at that, usually changing the subject after. It got better in the 4 years we saw each other because internet dating became more commonplace…