One of my pet peeves of meeting a girl from tinder or okcupid is when we meet and first hug, she'll always say something like 'It's so great to meet you' and I'll be like 'QUIET! Now people are going to know we met from the internet ahhhhh'

I'm a horrible person and that would actually make me laugh. Like, I'd consider going on a date with them. Which, apparently the guy doesnt want. /shrug

Weird story here.

The best thing about this cover is the ghost of Grace Kelly benevolently smiling down on the newlyweds.

My love and admiration for Ian Somerhalder continue to grow, and I've never seen him in a single scene.

My sister is obsessed with Adam Levine. I don't get it. Am I missing something?

I want her to be my life coach. I feel she possesses invaluable knowledge on appreciating the little things and taking things at face value. She has wisdom and let's be honest; Applebees Oriental Chicken Salad is probably way better than the Trader Joe's Oriental Chicken Salad I'm going to eat for lunch.

Ha! You can borrow my three year old for a trip to the grocery store if you don't make your anticipated quota.

I love her so much.

Depends—-was any sort of fruit in it? Maybe a fruit he specifically told you not to eat?! Eve, I'm looking at you....

Plus sometimes you get free cake and a public domain birthday jingle at restaurants!

I feel like Christians like her are on shaky ground beliefs wise if they think 1 book series will turn their kids into devil worshipers. I was obsessed with Aztec gods and goddesses and didn't leave the church to start worshiping Quetzalcoatl (also called Morning Star).

THIS.

As a guy it's good to know that I don't have the only memory cataloging errors. I can literally take two or more separate memories and somehow take pieces of each and turn them into a real memory of something that didn't actually happen. I assumed that I was having some kind of early dementia or something. However,…

You're omitting steps. I'm almost sure there's a soup ladle involved... Isn't there?

Yeah people like that can drown in a cow piss pond and I would not cry a tear.

I drove home drunk last night and made it safely. I'm living proof that drunk driving is not dangerous.

I think what frustrates me the most is that there doesn't seem to be any empathy there. As someone who's acted since her teens, I would assume that at some point in her career Mayim has been asked to do or wear things that made her uncomfortable. If she'd come at this from the standpoint of performers, especially very…

No, but you can have a cookie :P

It's funny how the fellas who are the least confident about their feminist cred are the best at it. Guys who puff out their chests and say ME EQUALS FEMINIST! tend to be mansplaining dweebs. Guys like you, who are aware that you still have a lot to learn? You're doing it right.