I see you haven't let the fact that you allegedly care about these issues stop you from being a patronizing jackass to women. Very few men care about these issues, period. But nice try trying to spin it into *my* character flaw.

Yep. You can replace "Ravens" with "NFL" and it's the same thing. It doesn't matter who did or didn't see it. They were never going to give much of a shit until WE saw it.

I wish someone would hire me to be a seat filler at the Kenosha Rotary Club.

I wish you luck too! Thanks for reading all of my nonsense, haha. You seem like a very nice person. :)

I understand where you're coming from. It's one thing to have a concentration problem and try to overcome it, or at least compensate for it, by working extra hard to make a contribution to the relationship and the everyday work load. You're right, it is a common issue, and i'm glad that you're working on it and…

OH MY GOD I AM SO SURPRISED BY THIS NEWS

I think a ton of people didn't get what Travis was trying to say here.

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WARNING: This is an angry rant!

What I'm so tired of is when a person or group of people spouts racist, fatphobic, misogynistic, transphobic or homophobic crap like they're being SUBVERSIVE and EDGY because they think it's fucking cool or something.

No. You're just like 90% of the rest of the world. You're a tired old…

I've never seen Australia. Using Ron Johnson's logic, it does not exist. Sure, there are books and pictures, but it's never been my experience that it actually exists.

I just hope women out there learn a very simple lesson from all of this. If you don't want the naked photos that you took in the privacy of your own home posted on the internet then, well, the internet can't ever have existed in the first place. So someone is going to have to take it upon themselves to travel back in…

Ha me too, as a vegan. I always check out the menu to a place beforehand if I can because I don't want to be the douche going "could use more vegan options" at a steakhouse. I also suck at pronunciation, so I admit I sometimes won't order something if I have no clue how to say it. Although I did suck it up the other…

I stole Stephen King's description and refer to mayonnaise as "the color and texture of bull semen." I don't know what bull semen tastes like, but mayonnaise tastes like sadness, sagging paper plates at boring church picnics, and failure.*

On the weekends, I work in a restaurant that flat out DOES NOT CARRY RANCH. It is one of the greatest pleasures of the job to tell people that they can't have any.
One of the side affects of this is that I now know it's a thing that people carry around bottles of ranch dressing in their purses or bags.
Unrefrigerated…

Holy shit. I don't think we've gone through a week (in almost 10 years) without screaming at each other for some reason or other. I am in awe of your communication skills!

LOL. i'm a straight dude but Ronaldo's pretty near perfect. i need to get my ass to the gym

"We're pregnant" is a thing because the men want to empathize with the women they love that are suffering, and they want to try and share in the mental burden as much as they can. It's a good thing. It brings people closer.