Depends—-was any sort of fruit in it? Maybe a fruit he specifically told you not to eat?! Eve, I'm looking at you....

Plus sometimes you get free cake and a public domain birthday jingle at restaurants!

I feel like Christians like her are on shaky ground beliefs wise if they think 1 book series will turn their kids into devil worshipers. I was obsessed with Aztec gods and goddesses and didn't leave the church to start worshiping Quetzalcoatl (also called Morning Star).

THIS.

As a guy it's good to know that I don't have the only memory cataloging errors. I can literally take two or more separate memories and somehow take pieces of each and turn them into a real memory of something that didn't actually happen. I assumed that I was having some kind of early dementia or something. However,…

You're omitting steps. I'm almost sure there's a soup ladle involved... Isn't there?

Yeah people like that can drown in a cow piss pond and I would not cry a tear.

I drove home drunk last night and made it safely. I'm living proof that drunk driving is not dangerous.

I think what frustrates me the most is that there doesn't seem to be any empathy there. As someone who's acted since her teens, I would assume that at some point in her career Mayim has been asked to do or wear things that made her uncomfortable. If she'd come at this from the standpoint of performers, especially very…

No, but you can have a cookie :P

It's funny how the fellas who are the least confident about their feminist cred are the best at it. Guys who puff out their chests and say ME EQUALS FEMINIST! tend to be mansplaining dweebs. Guys like you, who are aware that you still have a lot to learn? You're doing it right.

I see you haven't let the fact that you allegedly care about these issues stop you from being a patronizing jackass to women. Very few men care about these issues, period. But nice try trying to spin it into *my* character flaw.

Yep. You can replace "Ravens" with "NFL" and it's the same thing. It doesn't matter who did or didn't see it. They were never going to give much of a shit until WE saw it.

I wish someone would hire me to be a seat filler at the Kenosha Rotary Club.

I wish you luck too! Thanks for reading all of my nonsense, haha. You seem like a very nice person. :)

I understand where you're coming from. It's one thing to have a concentration problem and try to overcome it, or at least compensate for it, by working extra hard to make a contribution to the relationship and the everyday work load. You're right, it is a common issue, and i'm glad that you're working on it and…

OH MY GOD I AM SO SURPRISED BY THIS NEWS

I think a ton of people didn't get what Travis was trying to say here.