WARNING: This is an angry rant!
What I'm so tired of is when a person or group of people spouts racist, fatphobic, misogynistic, transphobic or homophobic crap like they're being SUBVERSIVE and EDGY because they think it's fucking cool or something.
No. You're just like 90% of the rest of the world. You're a tired old…
I've never seen Australia. Using Ron Johnson's logic, it does not exist. Sure, there are books and pictures, but it's never been my experience that it actually exists.
I just hope women out there learn a very simple lesson from all of this. If you don't want the naked photos that you took in the privacy of your own home posted on the internet then, well, the internet can't ever have existed in the first place. So someone is going to have to take it upon themselves to travel back in…
Ha me too, as a vegan. I always check out the menu to a place beforehand if I can because I don't want to be the douche going "could use more vegan options" at a steakhouse. I also suck at pronunciation, so I admit I sometimes won't order something if I have no clue how to say it. Although I did suck it up the other…
If you thought it smelled a bit like acetone and bullshit, you were right. That innovative nail polish that promised…
I stole Stephen King's description and refer to mayonnaise as "the color and texture of bull semen." I don't know what bull semen tastes like, but mayonnaise tastes like sadness, sagging paper plates at boring church picnics, and failure.*
On the weekends, I work in a restaurant that flat out DOES NOT CARRY RANCH. It is one of the greatest pleasures of the job to tell people that they can't have any.
One of the side affects of this is that I now know it's a thing that people carry around bottles of ranch dressing in their purses or bags.
Unrefrigerated…
Holy shit. I don't think we've gone through a week (in almost 10 years) without screaming at each other for some reason or other. I am in awe of your communication skills!
LOL. i'm a straight dude but Ronaldo's pretty near perfect. i need to get my ass to the gym
You're exactly right, "we're having a baby"communicates the same thing. I feel like the men who say, "we're pregnant" are the same men who act like dealing with a crabby, sick, sex-avoiding baby mama is as great a burden than carrying the actual baby. "It's hard for me, too!"
"We're pregnant" is a thing because the men want to empathize with the women they love that are suffering, and they want to try and share in the mental burden as much as they can. It's a good thing. It brings people closer.
Kinda-update: I went to check the room again this morning, and it's now password-protected.
Don't tell anyone about this you goddamn fool. There is a fucking reason you kept this to yourself. Only tell your girlfriend if you don't want to have a girlfriend anymore
Now you have me thinking. "Ogre died as he lived, sitting on his couch, typing on his laptop..." or "listening to customers whine about not being able to buy a movie or piece of technology that hasn't been around for years..."
and is he with his daughter? is that current wife? so random. Oh. and here is a picture of Scotty Pippen. whaa?
If it's their senior year and they're graduating it seems like a pretty big achievement, don't you think?
Anything above a whisper in my house after the three year old goes to bed is treated like a bomb going off.