I can't check my emails. My girlfriend makes me delete them.

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WARNING: This is an angry rant!

What I'm so tired of is when a person or group of people spouts racist, fatphobic, misogynistic, transphobic or homophobic crap like they're being SUBVERSIVE and EDGY because they think it's fucking cool or something.

No. You're just like 90% of the rest of the world. You're a tired old…

I've never seen Australia. Using Ron Johnson's logic, it does not exist. Sure, there are books and pictures, but it's never been my experience that it actually exists.

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone!"

"NO RECORD OF SIN FOUND. INITIATING STONE-CASTING PROTOCOL."

"Well, fuck..."

I just hope women out there learn a very simple lesson from all of this. If you don't want the naked photos that you took in the privacy of your own home posted on the internet then, well, the internet can't ever have existed in the first place. So someone is going to have to take it upon themselves to travel back in…

Ha me too, as a vegan. I always check out the menu to a place beforehand if I can because I don't want to be the douche going "could use more vegan options" at a steakhouse. I also suck at pronunciation, so I admit I sometimes won't order something if I have no clue how to say it. Although I did suck it up the other…

Personally I saw The Doctor's anti-solider views coming from seeing himself reflected in the soldiers. He doesn't like them because they remind him of the parts of himself he tries to run away from.

I'm not sure the implication was that he has a problem with soldiers so much as he has a problem with his experience as a soldier and what war does to one's humanity by necessity. That's what I took from the episode, anyway.

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I think it matches of a certain chunk of the fanbase. I know a few people who've been watching on and off since the 80s or before who were really into the modern young doctor thing. They've seen the past regenerations too, but are still upset he's suddenly old again. They should understand by now as well.

Finally an honest review. I've seen the episode a few times now and while it has grown on me God does it drag in places. But after reading your review I finally realize why they wrote the episode the way they did: They're not happy with the prospect of losing all those legions of crying fangirls they gained with…

And it would have been glorious.

I stole Stephen King's description and refer to mayonnaise as "the color and texture of bull semen." I don't know what bull semen tastes like, but mayonnaise tastes like sadness, sagging paper plates at boring church picnics, and failure.*

You have to really LOVE the show and it's characters to get into it, otherwise you're just left rolling your eyes and wondering what the hell is going on.

There is no debate on that. Marvel is, has and will make more in the coming years than DC. Simply because they are more on the ball in getting these movies produced and done. The sheer amount of movies that Marvel has made in the last decade that are tied together vs the Two that DC is making with any connections to…

Exactly! I think back to all my comics and cartoons and action figures and i'm like: This is best best time to be alive!!! SO AWESOME!