because in the poetry of a foreign language anything and everything makes sense

If it's their senior year and they're graduating it seems like a pretty big achievement, don't you think?

Anything above a whisper in my house after the three year old goes to bed is treated like a bomb going off.

*GROAN*

This face says "I will consume your children's souls."

Wait, now I don't know what is correct. What do you call the one that is green and goes in my G&T? I call it lime/lima. Google translate is pretending lime fruit do not exist, and the internet in general is giving me contradictory answers.

I trust you'll understand if I wait to get home before clicking on that link ;-)

yogurtschmogurt: ate her twin in the womb

Can we combine "rewilder" with genetic engineering and call it a "GeneWilder"?

"Glitterbug - referred to by sister as 'Fathead'. Even in public"

Oh I like this game. LadyGo: Has been parenting her mother since she was 6.

Everyone pack up your shit, this guy just won the comment section.

I would, only I'm pretty sure he reads Gawker so I don't want to put the most obvious ones! Most of them were just blatant rip-offs - oh, sorry, I mean twists - on existing ideas. So "It's a bit like Twitter only for political discussion" or "It's a bit like Tinder only for platonic friend groups to connect" or "It's…

Until "The Comet" passes Earth and changes everything. Then the demand for Robot Nostalgists and, more worrying, Garbage Counselors, overtakes it.

(side note: I've been working for this website in some capacity, on and off, for three and a half years, and it's the most viewed thing I've ever posted. Really makes you think)

...so— hoarding, basically? ;)