My boyfriend and I were watching one of those Ancient Aliens shows the other day (OK BEAR WITH ME I PROMISE THERE'S A POINT) where this guy was speculating how this temple couldn't have been made by slave labor and how the only plausible theory was aliens. It dawned on me that believing an alien race came from another…

I mean, I do have a one-woman show off- off- off- off-Broadway (actually in Cleveland) (actually outside of Cleveland) called "My Mother Thinks I'm Great so Fuck Off" where I do interpretive dance to a series of power ballads and throw paint-filled balloons at the audience while chanting Gertrude Stein poems. (I…

unless she's gay, whats gay about a bearded lady?

He probably didn't have enough characters left.

"I don't talk about people. I talk about ideas. Like the idea that black people are inferior to white people."

She's just looking for someone to complete her!

Not *ALL* Earths!

Texas?

This is what happens when you let Tim Riggins stay an extra year.

So I'm guessing a tumble down a flight of stairs is not possible?

I give a strong cosign to jada pinkett

I mean that's great that your daughter doesn't deal with that ... but that doesn't mean it still doesn't happen. I don't have kids, but I've talked to nerdy parents who have had their daughters go through some nasty bullying because of the things they like. It does still happen.

The Daily Prophet is so clearly based on the Daily Mail. I almost wish they had internet in the Wizarding World just so I could see Rowling's take on the Sidebar of Shame...

I had the same reaction. Romeo should wear what Romeo wants to wear and everyone else should step off, but 100 dresses? I'm not sure I've owned that many in my entire adult life.

The only thing I'm side-eyeing in regard to Romeo's plight is the fact that any child—male or female— owns 100 dresses! And I assure you all that it's a side-eye of jealousy, not judgment...

"Life declined," said the Credit Reaper.

"So, my advice to young girls: please girls, sit on the decision for a decade, or close to it."

I wish that were it ... but I really believe that it's not him at all. After all, I'm sure that these photos with Willow removed would have zero element of scandal. I also think the fact that everyone's saying "Willow this.../Willow that..." points to something else.