Applebees Oriental Chicken Salad is probably way better than the big bowl of nothingI 'm going to eat for lunch.

I have a three year old myself and I may have already surprassed my anticipated quota already just by getting her ready for school.

I will say "but you don't need that", as many times as I possibly can today.

this one had forbidden strawberry and kiwi. Will I be denied entry to Heaven?

I thought babies got made after reading Fifty Shades of Grey.

exactly! My birthday was two weeks ago, and I got a whole (if tiny) cake to myself. How could a God object to that?

If having a birthday is wrong then I don't want to be right. It's our yearly reminder of how life is finite and brief and constantly shrinking. And that's awesome!

why not? You totally should have, that stuff is kinda awesome. (I'm Mexican and I'm not afraid to presume you probably know more about it than me.)

This sort of thing would completely blow away my already confused mind. I'm a guy, and as for events, I can recall them pretty well, they either happened or not. If I copied and pasted bits of memories into a single one, I'd feel like I was trapped in Memento or something. My problem is with everything else: leaving…

Exactly. I'm a man unafraid of reading an instruction manual.

How would an interested party acquire such a bovine pond to dispose of one's enemies, I wonder?

I only buy CDs of artists I've bought CDs of since my teens (Morrissey, cuz I'm Mexican?) out of completion. Everything else I either buy or stream.

Whoa, wait... What's wrong with Toad the Wet Sprocket?

True. We've been trained to not ask for directions. And this article and the comment section were like a bullet of questions to my brain! But it's a good way to go forward, so thanks for "always ask questions."

But I'll never learn everything, I think. It's a constant concern not to mess up!

Tracy, you can't post about sites like that and don't expect us to lose our mornings/afternoons there. Damn you! We have jobs!

I am a married man, a father of a daughter and I absolutely agree with you on this, at least from a personal point of view. I've spent a whole three years damning myself for being so ignorant. although, in my defence, I understand men even less, their company makes me uncomfortable and most of them and their ways are…

...and I want to look like six thousand dollars and go get some taco bell, yo.

Thanks, as do you. If you ever need man-child advice, I'm your guy!

Thanks for all that. In the interest of full disclosure, I too, was diagnosed with adult ADD and OCD, for which therapy and medication has greatly helped. I still struggle with housework, and bills, and I can't follow the instructions the GPS lady shouts out at me, or focus enough to learn to drive, but I'm trying,…