I'm a married man in my mid thirties. I'm told constantly that I'm a man-child, mostly because I need to be told what to do all the time. (My behavior though, is stellar and deserves a golden star. I never pout, I just can't concentrate.) Thing is, I've been discovering more and more, that it's quite common among men…

One would think, from pure personal experience, that avoiding being naked at all times and not being sexually attractive are mutually exclusive, therefore rendering Erin's article useless, I'm afraid.

I love Andy, but I wasn't sure about Chris Pratt himself. My opinion of him was colored by an interview I saw years ago, before I ever saw any Parks & Rec, and he (in my opinion,) seemed like a bit of a jerk. But the whole of the interwebs is full of what a nice, cool guy he is, and that interview ( think it was on…

I like this game: I've never seen snow, except for pictures and films. So it must not exist, and neither does Santa!

Wait. Aren't you supposed to kill Al Gore?

I sometimes go to restaurants where the menu items are listed by their names in English (I'm in Mexico.) I always get nervous when I order because I don't want to be either a)the asshole jerk who went to private bilingual schools who orders a "Birmingham Sauce Shrimp and Chicken Sirloin Filet" (not an actual thing,)…

I have a question, regarding the men in these situations. (I grew up anti social and never went to any parties where there was heavy drinking and didn't even go to a bar until I was in my twenties, so bear with me,) the men who make girls drink more, are they under the influence too? are they sober? Not to try to…

Very well said. Not to derail your train or thought, but, how can someone be "fat and also chubby"?

I've noticed I do this a lot when I comment, but here's yet another fun fact of Mexico: Mayo is the de facto dressing of everything: you put in in your salad, on fish, meat, chicken, and to me, a sandwich without it is sad, lazy and bad parenting.

After watching the video and reading this post, why do I suddenly want to eat gummi bears?

Eva Green being a witch from Oz explains why she appears to be melting.

I've been to concerts and I've seen these celebrity humans onstage, sweating profusely. So I'm pretty sure I can already smell like them.

Indeed. Apparently they can do far more than what dora asks them to do.

Here's something I'd like to admit: I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SALAD DRESSINGS. They all taste like different types of sweet mayo to me. So I don't care which one I get. Unless of course, there's none. That's quite annoying.

Oh, I've been a Jets fan far longer than most of the drunk douches that grope women (or one another) at the stadium. I'm just far far away.

It's true! It's one of those cultural things that don't become part of the stereotype. For some sort of unkown reason, football is more popular among Mexicans in Mexico than in Mexican Americans (Sanchez and others notwithstanding) and in Mexicans who immigrate. It probably has to do with access to opportunities,…

I come from a futbol crazed country, (México) that also has a rich, almost century old college football tradition, due to proximity to its natural hotbed (you guys), and even the most ardent fan won't dare speak ill of football other than "I don't get it," to avoid getting hit in the face by ardent fans. (J-E-T-S,…

...and there's a cockroach (or several dozens) for every kitchen!

She sells them to a factory? What does a factory do with them? Do they want to fail the sanitary inspections?

I have a cat (the tabby one in my avatar) who shares a claim to me with the wife. Every night at around 4, he'll jump on the bed demanding me to go with him, to be fed and to sleep on the loungeroom couch, a demand that, when unmet, often results in our matrimonial bed being peed on. So, I hardly ever wake up next to…