I woke up full of bruises, sore, and on a bed next to a nightstand that had a tiny treehouse full of tiny troll figurines. That's all I'm saying.

Same here. I've always tried to explain how, unlike with other subjects, I just can't "see" numbers in my head. I always did great at school, except for math, and subjects with calculations. I could "see" the battle of Gettysburg, or a date, or a semantic rule in my head as a solid, graspable thing. Numbers? I just…

Relax, you guys. The actress with the unkown yet substantial part was also at the table read, it's just that she's offscreen cuz JJ had her bring coffee for everyone.

So did I. In a way, that fact alone makes it the single greatest story ever. A psychological thriller to boot, in my case.

Exactly, I was going to say the same thing, how do you even hold up a concrete wall?! It's amazing. Rest in peace, young man.

That's what I was going to say, you can't have a list without Victoria, and the single best one of all: Indio, a former poor man's beer reclaimed by the uppity and hipster for its taste and all around awesomeness.

Except that his sex offense should be written on the t-shirt, in that horrible font, in big bold letters.

The ghost of Isaac Newton wants to sue as well. Also, the Earth is thinking of a class action suit alongside most celestial bodies.

One boot goes inside each paw. It's tricky, because as a human, you tend to think that when you're done putting on the two on the hind legs that you're done, but if you get past it, you'll realize you have two more to go. You put those last two on, and presto!

And I've just thought of something, as far as the diversity of awesomeness in space, does the announcement of the cast somehow makes the cast, approach and diversity of Guardians of the Galaxy, specifically its badass women, even more in tune with the times?

So he is basically saying that if Beyoncé went away, teen pregnancy would go away? ...I'm sorry America, but I don't think that's a trade we can accept.

I never had problems going places myself, but now that I have a kid... I don't know, I've been revisiting the idea. I am sure that if she asked me point blank, I'd do it. Damn kids.

Oh dear lord yes please.

I've been in accidents, and there's a certain relief, for an anxious mind like mine, in knowing that it's not my responsibility.

I've tried taking lessons ever since I was a teenager, to the frustration of parents, friends, and wife. I've wondered why myself. There's fear, sure, but everyone overcomes that eventually. One other strong reason I'm starting to consider is my ever persistence to doing what others tell me to do, so the moment…

I actually have a lot of respect for cars and the artistry behind them. Also ironically, I work in a car industry related business!

Chilango. :) The air, among a host of other things are quite enough to get you killed. Yet there are, quite literally, thousands of tourists teeming the streets. I wonder if they have trouble breathing.

i want to know what kind of pollition too. I live in Mexico city, and I'm pretty sure I smell this fragrance naturally every day. (And free!)

Interestingly enough, I'm currently dieting and I *don't* eat soup. Would I be shunned from the Jennyverse?

The art of manliness seems to require a whole lot of knowledge I'm too incompetent to master. Can't eating cereal and growing a beard be considered manly?