Interesting. Given how Barbie was sort of an empty avatar for girls to project themselves onto, guided by the sexist or non sexist directives of Mattel, this idea of not giving her a "set" personality, and taking that into account could work. Reminds me a bit of the idea behind the Lego movie, if that makes sense.

I can see that. Though he looks more like Jim Croce to me.

Who cares if money can't buy you class, when it can buy you two hundred dolls?

I was so mellow in my early twenties that I was annoying, probably because I thought I had all the time in the world to "toughen up". Does that mean I'm only going to get mellower and chillax-ier?

At various points in the movie, the penis guy spews out a yellow fluid, to the main character's shame, delighting the audience!

See, now I want to name a child Lastname.

I feel like one should snap their fingers after saying it.

They do? Of course, that would have robbed my daughter the joy of her first Ninja Turtle.

Oh! I'm good at unfolding chairs in record time. No, really, I am.

I do get asked if I want a "boy" or "girl" toy. I always say "hand me both", and show them to my two year old daughter, who then makes a choice based on which toy meets her lofty standards. (Cars or anything with wheels or wings=yay. Accesories like belts or rings=nay.)

What if it is the *only* skill I possess?

"Amazing at running"...I want to put that in my business cards.

I have no problem with potato kit kat. Sidenote: my dad used to buy tomato jam for me as a kid. I used to spread it on toast and (sweet lord) on PANCAKES!

Excuse me, but my mom always said I was good looking. Are you calling her a liar?

I knew I would find like-minded, wheel-challenged community on Jezebel. I can't operate anything with wheels (skates, bikes, cars) and not for a lack of trying. As a man, it becomes a thing where your very masculinity is questioned. Which I compensate with a beard.

I was in a mild car crash on tuesday. I weep for the chance i lost.

It's a bit more than that with these bunch. It's "memememememe—in front of that thing you read about on the news. I'm famous!"

She hasn't. Mostly, she's just bought new jeans, because isn't that the point of a diet?

I'm afraid thigh-gap starved girls will start to take picture of themselves in golf stance to achieve the effect!

He's not? *weeps*