My downstairs neighbor is a single woman in her early 40's who is quite succesful in bringing men home and being loud at sex. We've complained, over and over, but there was really very little we could do. It sounds funny, but loud sounds of banging coming from underneath at unexpected hours, really do put a strain on…

To fart as you uncork it. Yes! Awesome!

You just made a dry afternoon much better. Thank you. I'd give you a bag of doggie treats if I could!

Thanks for the thorough reporting. I'm relieved in finding out just what a set of fine young men will be taking over our airwaves come summertime. Or streaming services or what have you. (In my thirties, I've decided to just nod in acceptance as youth culture of today zips by, shoving me from where I used to stand.)

The quality was outstanding! Where also would kids find pointers on how to open cans and know what cocaine to bring? At 35, I found it quite useful.

I think it's a matter of personal taste. I love everything about Tangled, and the songs are amazing; the reprise of Rapunzel's "When Will My Life Begin?" is one of my favorite moments in animation of all time. But there's something I feel about Frozen's musical numbers (I have a two and a half year old, I rewatched it…

A LOT of pot, maybe? And then crack.

Would make for a peculiar pickup line, fall on someone and say, "Hi Betsy....or Nadine?"

It's not? I think the Board of Colorful Education should look into that. Brown can't be the only color with a college.

Exactly. I was always actively looking for ways to spend *less* time with them. Also, I didn't have my picture taken for the yearbook. I wonder how my biographers will fare when in need of a picture of teenage me...

Ah, but don't they also feel like oh-so-highs?

This thing looks like a presidential library that floats.

You know, this makes perfect sense. As the 00's rolled around, Pixar and others became the standard and the animated musical fell to the wayside, which isn't bad, it's just what happened. I'd say it was Tangled that brought it back. While I like it more as a whole, the musical experience is really enchanting on Frozen.

I was thinking something even more sanitized, like "Anarchistic Nether Parts."

I've known the hullabaloo about them for a while now, way before thigh gaps became a thing. As a man, I don't think either is true cause for losing your mind about them. I don't get the obsession.

Dimples, timing and old money. I think I need some ice cream.

Perhaps the Falafal advertisers got you first, excluding everything else. It happened to me.

Tina would soap and rinse and Amy would put them away. Yeah, that would work.

Some people have it all, it seems.

As I rushed to read this article, I thought it said, "Hitler's Super Gay, says Christian Pundit." I have nothing further to contribute.