When you're as incompetent as I am at learning how to operate moving vehicles (from rollerskates to automobiles) the dream of using one by myself seems worthy of hitting a cyclist or two. I kid, of course. :)

I'm not really that familiar with either of their oeuvres, and I can't play! And I just wanted to whine about it.

Autocorrect and predictive texting. I will live down my mistakes, Mr. Cellphone, thank you.

I was about 15 when the original came out. As a mexican teenager, I was eager to see a starlet I'd seen on a couple of telenovelas growing up, make hollywood hits. What I got, at that age, with my body full of hormones, was a moment that shall live in the secret hall of fame we all have for secret things.

My question is: what happened after the funeral? Did they take her home or laid her to rest?

Just you watch, and someone is bound to come up with the #shittie, a selfie of...well, you know.

Oh Adele Dazeem, how I love thee.

My grandma will always love my pictures. That's all I need.

I was going to ask the same thing. Seems like someone took a skinny dip in the EU for a good long while to report back to us uneducated masses. I enjoyed it!

I picture him sort of like a Midwestern hairier Zohan. Am I right?

At least they didn't photoshop a thigh gap on him.

Oh my! She looks like a full fledged professional baby already and she's a newborn! (You know what I mean, my beloved kid looked like a gooey stretch armstrong for at least a day.)

Agreed. It's like, "If I wanted to use hands, I would have used mine, you know?"

If someone made this to me with an engagment ring underneath, I'd say yes. And I'm a man. And I'm already married.

Interesting. Given how Barbie was sort of an empty avatar for girls to project themselves onto, guided by the sexist or non sexist directives of Mattel, this idea of not giving her a "set" personality, and taking that into account could work. Reminds me a bit of the idea behind the Lego movie, if that makes sense.

I can see that. Though he looks more like Jim Croce to me.

Who cares if money can't buy you class, when it can buy you two hundred dolls?

I was so mellow in my early twenties that I was annoying, probably because I thought I had all the time in the world to "toughen up". Does that mean I'm only going to get mellower and chillax-ier?

At various points in the movie, the penis guy spews out a yellow fluid, to the main character's shame, delighting the audience!

See, now I want to name a child Lastname.