Yikes. Blue is the Warmest Color AND Room 237? Some of you really love shit!

As mayor of The A.V. Club, I declare this article to be…AWESOME!

Heavens to betsy, I've built a praying machine!

Netflix: Where Streaming Media Can Hang Out, And Do Whatever!

DEAR A.V. CLUB,

This is the kind of think dumb people announce.

It's cool, very cool brah that a dead Gian (who can very much finally hear what the ladies say to him and in addition to respond to them) is in the holy temple of one very much Bobby Bottleservice

MVP of Kroll Show…no surprise: Gian.

Oh, I don't know. Jokes. Funny moments. Things like that.

It's strange that you guys insist on never mentioning that this is based on a non-fiction book that Lawrence Wright wrote.

Lack of Homicide = LAME.

If you guys loved all these great movies so much, why did you fill your lists with turdy, pretentious picks instead?

Celebrities: Ignore real social plight, but if a movie isn't released, WATCH THE FUCK OUT! #icantscreen

AV Club: We liked it until it got popular.