Yes. Yes, I did just make my four year old sit still and watch this commercial. And I might do it again every day till she leaves for college. Too much? Don’t care!

Luckily I can buy the skin care. The dedication isn't in the cards.

Ever since I watched my first KDrama I have become obsessed with Korean skin care. Seriously, the women in those things have no lines or pores. What is this witchcraft?

This Tony Moly mask makes my 40 year old dry skin very happy.

It’s not bad (in my own limited personal experience). Mostly because once the contractions got to about half of the pain I experience monthly they gave me an epidural. It was choice. Good luck to you!

Yes. Debilitating pain every month. A nurse had to tell me I was in labor because compared to my usual period pain contractions were legit nothing. I was all, my back is a little uncomfortable. Hu. Guess I’ve been in this bed too long. Nurse was like, no, baby, that’s contractions. Sooooooo, if some damn body could…

This was my second thought right after hearing this news. The first thought, of course, was No! No! You shut your whore mouth, Interwebs! *sigh*

TonyMoly KissKiss lip scrub and then their peach lip balm. The combo has given me super soft lips for the first winter ever. They're my new jam. I bought them on Amazon and they were both $5.

Yes! I would watch that all day. Every day.

Her husband died in the middle of production on that one so it may not be the best jumping off point for seeing her acting range. Although, I think she did a good job with the dumbed down script she was given.

Yes. I thought it was just me. I don’t need your prayers. I don’t want your prayers. Also, stick your blessed day right up your ass. Creepy.

Yes! My husband convinced me to order Thanksgiving dinner this year. It’s all prepared and in my fridge waiting to be heated through tomorrow and I’m relaxing on the couch with no worries. Why did I need convincing? Why?!

Yeeeeeeeees!

Oh, how I long for an old money reality show. Just some older ladies hanging out in their very old riding togs planning a benefit that they’re not going to buy a new dress for but might possibly get the good jewelry out of the bank for. Double points for when they talk ever so polite smack about people who try to get…

Oh, I’m almost sure he didn’t but she is. I love it. Also, love your “name.”

Yes. Thank you. Both are terrible.

I stand by my opinion the the short story Bernice Bobs Her Hair is the best thing Fitzgerald ever wrote. If someone wants to throw that party I'll attend.

How do you hate science SO MUCH and get through med school? How? Color me confused.

I tried to think of something else to say about this but all I can come up with is fuck all those fuckers. Right in the ear. With something sharp. Also, I truly hope this young woman gets the hell out of that horrible town as quickly as humanly possible.

I gave Topol my cab once. Truly I am a light unto the nations.