I KNEW IT! Ohio is the key. To what? I dunno. But all conspiracy theories have to start somewhere. I figure Ohio is as good as anywhere.

Is your mother from Ohio? Every person I know (a total of three) from Ohio calls it Chik-A-Fil. Usually preceded (sp?) by the word fuck.

Thank you! I was screaming at the TV. I believe my words were - Stand up, mother fuckers! AMY, NO!

What a shower of assholes.

Okay. If anyone needs me I’ll be over here working on my Canadian immigration application. I figure I’ll try to beat the rush...um...eh?

He’d be fine but this is why I have a big envelope with all the necessary info (will, reminder to register for SS benefits for our kid, log ins, a letter for our kid, etc.) sitting in the top drawer of my dresser. Of course, I also have prestamped and addressed letters to be sent out to his friends making sure that…

Thanks for the tip!

Yes, please and thank you! Excuse me while I go buy a case of this stuff and drink it every single damn day. If I never have to take cipro again it’ll be too soon.

I missed the part of the bible where Jesus told folks to just give kids away to rapists. I mean, I’m no theologian but I don’t think that’s what that whole suffer the little children thing was all about. Ass clown bastards the lot of them.

As long as I may call them “granola crunching assholes” on TV I volunteer! Also, I’d like to end my portion of the PSA by kicking Jim Carrey squarely in the balls? Too much?

Love this show...even though my husband now suckers me into ridiculous action movies by yelling “LIAM NEESONS* THOUGH!” Still, I can’t blame them for my weakness.

Well, just goes to show, there's a horrible shoe for every horrible foot. What a couple of scum bags.

I believe I owned a pinafore dress just like that in first grade. Am I legitimately thinking about owning it again? Maaaaaybe.

I've said it before and I'll say it again (ever time he's brought up), fuck that fucking fuck. Sideways.

Yep. They may all kiss my Aspy ass.

Big government sucks. Yep, I hate infrastructure. (Sarcasm)

Yes. Oh, hell. Yes. Every day and thrice on Sunday.

“I believe —and most Americans believe —that God’s hand is in the affairs of man, and certainly was in the formation of this country.”

Oh, for fucks sake. My mother told me about the abortion she had the year before I was born. She then told me how she was in a situation to give a child a good life when she got pregnant again and so chose to have me. Yep. I felt fine with that. So, in conclusion, thanks, ma and suck it, Esther!

Thanks for keeping it classy, home sta—-commonwealth! All the sighs.