Yeeeeeeeeeessssss! All the this.

(see: Denny’s death which I legitimately still am not over)

“Scott Walker, the barely sentient potato....” Truer word were never spoken.

All I can think while looking at these is Jesus, I hope they're using a lot of sunblock! I am the old.

I went to Lane Bryant once looking for a dress. Took a dress off the rack. Held the top of the dress about a foot above my head. The hem reached the ground. I’m 5’3”. How tall are people supposed to be? HOW TALL?!

Maybe that's how he thinks he'll win? His clothes look worse than just plain folks? He's THAT folksy, folks!

Yep. My first thought is that he thinks it makes him look like he's "just plain folks." God how I hate that crap.

I know!* That's bananas to me.**

Yes! Thank you. If I knew how to post a GIF I'd have thrown this in. Technical Dullard, party of one? That's me.

I feel the need to mention that Jon Hamm was a High School drama teacher. I can't even imagine. (Well, I mean, I can. I assume it was exactly like that Raiders of the Lost Ark scene where we see Indy as a veeeeerrrrry popular professor.) Look, all I'm saying is, I would know ALL THE SHAKESPEARE if it had been taught…

Why does a 17 year old need her own house? Where is this child's mothe- - - oh. Yeah. Never mind. Run, Kylie. Run like the wind.

You can't put a price on that luxury.

Sooooo, is he a freak who wants to freak a freak in a real freaky way? I'm confused. Why wasn't he more clear about that?!

The fuck? I'm a SAHM and I just read this to my husband. He looked at me like I had two heads. "Fuck that guy!" Damn skippy. Damn. Skippy.

My grandfather weighed 13 lbs when he was born. His sister weighed 12 and was almost exactly 1 year younger. I always thought that was huge, especially for my 4 foot 10 great grandmother, but, ya' know, whatever. Now, after seeing this picture, I want to go back in time to 1930 and give that poor woman a friggin'…

On the bright side? Hey! A Republican said rape is bad without putting the word "legitimate" in front of it! Soooo, baby steps on that issue, I guess?

Two things to say to these idiots.

Fuck that fucking fuck in the fucking ear with a fucking hammer!

I think "fetch" had a better shot.

As usual, Terry Pratchett knows whereof he speaks.