+1 Mitch McConnell

I suggest you let the school know that you will be canceling your season tickets if they don’t fire the entire coaching and training staffs.

This quote from the article I read yesterday is absolutely heartbreaking.

I dunno, they guy has a point. Free weight areas at the gym are notoriously the territory of strict Buddhist practitioners who have spent years meditating to eliminate the Anatta, or conception of self contained in the ego.

Yeah, that’s the issue.

Another tragic example of what happens when you attempt to drunk Uber instead of drive.

There’s still plenty of free soccer on. The sky is not, in fact, falling.

Abusing alcohol and opiates? NASCAR fans are not going to put up with this.

Wait, wait wait, you’re telling me a CEO spent an actual goddamned night in jail? Shit, man, I’m at work. What the fuck am I supposed to do about this erection right now?

Because body-shaming is lame.

Kinja: Delivering You The Most Mediocre Low-Hanging Fruit Since 2005

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

Or he’s a white supremacist who thinks black people daring to criticize him are getting too uppity.

I think this late night Twitter attack on two famous black people is an attempt to distract from his own scandals and that he is anxious about a new damaging development he knows is incoming. I don’t doubt that Trump hates both men, but IMO this sorry gambit is a smokescreen.

I think there were more people that were upset that they let him go and blew through the cap on Cousins. He’s a very likable guy and endeared himself to the fans here quickly. At least initially, most people wanted to spend that extra money on the OL and keep Keenum. It has taken quite a while to get people on-board…

“Actually most Americans never owned slaves.”

Actually the Irish were basically slave labor in a lot of ways they had it worse. 

“You're the REAL racist!"

That’s just a misunderstanding caused by missing punctuation. Since the layoff, it’s supposed to say, “Sense of humor; seldom revealed on TV.”

Police say Comcast employees knew something was off immediately when someone tried to purposefully add the Pac-12 Network to their package.