If Mike Brown can get away with hiring someone for less than market value, he doesn’t care what color they are.

Somewhere, Jeff Fisher just got very excited.

Uhh...maybe don’t mention “home planet” to Leia.

“Uh, guys?”

Oh my god, if some stranger put their fucking earbud in my ear I would run them over with a bus.

I like to think she is like Fat Tony playing dumb because she stole it “What’s a murder?”

Oh dear god, I want to live in this thread. I literally vomited blood the first time I saw that ad.

Also, (yes this is pedantic) shut up Scout, that is a fucking computer. Everything that computes is a fucking computer. It would make slightly more sense if she had said, “What are you doing on your PC?” And then you’d still be an asshole, Scout.

But really. “What’s a computer?” Either she’s a Mole Woman or being a condescending little bitch to a woman who she probably sees daily hears every selfishly loud argument she has with her parents through those thin walls.

I am so glad I am not alone in this. I curse that little liar out every time i see that dumb commercial. Thank you Drew for bringing the community of people who want a wall built between us and Apple Barb together.

I loathe that commercial with the hatred of a thousand suns.

And of course her name is Scout, too (you see it when she virtually “signs” her friend’s cast).

Ha same here!

Thought it was just my entire household that hated this little twerp. Even my 6 year old asks “Isnt she on a computer?”

THANK YOU, that commercial makes me want to steal my neighbor’s iPad and smash it every time I see it. I thought I was suddenly old and crazy. “When did the word ‘computer’ fall out of fashion? I’m only 34, not 54, did I miss something???”

Exactly! Find the people who made this commercial, encase them in a block of cement with Ajit Pai, and offload them in the middle of the fucking ocean. The Arctic Ocean at that. No one will ever bother to recover their remains then.

That Apple iPad girl? She’s lying. She knows what a computer is. Don’t play dumb with me, little girl. Typing away on an iPad in a Brooklyn backyard is sucky and you know it. Get a real laptop.

Remember how, in the pre-internet era, other countries used to get our fads 10 years after they were relevant here? I feel like Putin got a tape of Above the Law in 1998 instead of 1988 and thought he would be a good addition to the famous friends club.

We’re at the point where it’s a relief this pedophile lost. But fuck, man. It’s really a relief this pedophile lost.