I’m not sure why you’re bringing up the Washington Post? The New York Times broke the story earlier this morning — two different cities, two completley different media outlets.

It seems to me that you handled things very well, with Jen Kirkman. It’s unfortunate, if I had to guess, I’d say I think she was just frazzled by how much scrutiny she got, and lashed out at you guys. But you all did your job. This shit’s tough!

Damn, I miss Ashley.

You win.

Tebow’s NFL highlights should be more than sufficient to counter the idea of white supremacy.

If it makes you feel any better, just remember that this is what their lives have come to. Look at these people for what they are. Old, angry, most likely forced into retiring early, and ignorant. They’ll never change. This is what the rest of their miserable lives will look like. The two of them, sitting around,…

Yep, plenty of jobs available but they don’t want to learn new skills or pass a drug test. But yep, the NFL players are spoiled brats

Part of me would like to see that family tree. Another part of me would be horrified to see the inbreeding.

I drink milk sometimes. With cookies or chocolate cake. Sometimes when I have been working in the yard on a hot day and need to rehydrate (milk is surprisingly hydrating). Milk’s not something I crave, but I still enjoy it occasionally.

Milk rules!

Green not getting suspended is bullshit. You can see he stopped, thought about it for a second, and then proceeded to throw Ramsey’s ass to the ground and start punching him. But got forbid a guy smoke a doob or he’s suspended for half the season.

I’m with you. Nothing tastes better on cereal than a nice big pour of winged beans.

Because who the fuck is going to eat half a pound of bok choy every goddamned day? A glass of milk in the morning or with cookies at bedtime or after a good workout is incredibly easy AND delicious. Of the items you listed, only almonds and orange juice are something people might have every day and the OJ has WAY more…

There is no reason why adult humans need to drink milk. Milk is designed for baby mammals only.

I like to eat racists. What do I do

Don’t eat Papa John’s. He’s still a racist, but he just wants to be less overt about it. It’s not for nothing that Nazi numbnuts chose his pizza

The NFL has a demographics problem, just like all major sports. I hate to be on the ‘anti-Millennial’ bandwagon, but the reality is that they don’t consume live sports with the same frequency as earlier generations. Live sports seem unable to attract their attention and they rarely if ever watch complete games. (I…

you spelled “Johnny Manziel” wrong

I get it.