I always thought the Browns Uncertainty Principle was you can know their coach and know their quarterback but never both at the same time

Nice catch.

Campaign finance reform: The issue seems boring as hell. But unless we completely overhaul the current system, we are well and truly fucked on every level. The bullshit “money=speech” concept is a total subversion of democracy.

The system works.

Skipping only the 12 who once played football and wouldn’t remember the contribution.

I think my favorite part of this story is that Danish media use “-gate” to name scandals.

Those cyclists totally deserve getting raped by cars for the slutty way they dressed!

Then i’d recommend not driving your car on public roads? you don’t want to be within inches of morons who are texting and driving?

Because that jury is going to care more? Murder of bicyclists might as well be legal considering how people treat it. Be sober, stay at the scene, say the magic words. Done. It’s now the bicyclists fault unless there is video. no liability of either the criminal or civil variety.

Wut?

Good Kinja.

Here’s the distinction:

Eh, they had been doing that on the desktop front long before Steve passed.

As someone who works for Apple iPhone tech support, DO NOT update your phone the day the new iOS comes out. Ever.

Nah, as an impartial observer I don’t like this ending one bit. North Iowa got absolutely screwed by the foul calling. They get bumped out of bounds agressively, no call. They rub jerseys with A&M, it’s an and-1. bull.

Isn’t that the point of watching sports though? To see something that doesn’t happen everyday and have something completely illogical happen.

OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH

Don’t know what he was thinking - he should’ve suggested guys like Ronnie Lott and Ed Reed.

both players gave similar statements to the police, so no charges will be filed. Pratt, who called the shooting “an honest mistake”

Fuck those guys.