Fred Thompson bangs his gavel for this. Twice.

I’m sick of that ugly dork with the weird head trying to sell me bad pizza. I don’t need more of Manning on TV.

Ray Lewis maybe murdered someone (or was an accessory to) and he works in TV. On top of that, Manning is white.

I really hate it when an athlete I looked up to begins to look like a real douche. You would think I could outgrow this admiration thing by now. sigh.

Gyros for everyone!

As someone who breeds goats I can tell you right now that a goat’s penis extends A LOT more than 3-4 centimeters.

Hey, go fuck yourself.

Edgy.

I usually just start jacking it.

My normal response to anyone who asks what I paid for something is “fuck off dollars and lick-me cents”. That always buys me blissed silence.

And quite frankly, it’s fun to masturbate while watching videos of unicorns choking Mecha-Godzilla.

I love the fact that he’s likely a person that drones on and on about the importance of a free market.

I know that as a Giants fan, it is my duty and honor to hate the Dodgers like they murdered my mother, but there’s no franchise in professional sports that repulses me like the Yankees. Everything about them — the pinstripes, the Jeter/Rivera farewell tours, the steakhouses, the national fanbase of douchebags, the…

The Yankees would much rather have those unwanted seats remain empty, so as to prevent the rich folk from having to mix with dirty poors.

Sage has been taking notes on how quick company man Jalen Rose has risen up the Bristol ranks.

That isn’t the case in Canada.

This is hardly the place for this argument, but this argument is wrong and dumb. I live in Canada, have never waited more than the time it takes to drive to my house for an ambulance or had trouble seeing a specialist. I get in to see my family doctor the day after I call for an appointment and the last time I needed…

This headline makes my head hurt.

So legitimate that he leveled AAA on his own people. Then bombed them. Then gassed them.