I appreciate the candor and minimalism of “Girls Having Orgasms.” It demonstrates a confidence in the product.

And now, duly inspired, I present to you a classic scene from the move Clerks. By the way, most definitely NSFW or for others who offend easily!

The Catcher in the Rear

While your comment makes me think you don't totally understand alcoholism, which is not actually caused by having too much money, I do agree that locking him up may be the only way to save his life at this point.

I wish I could find a metaphor for how little Johnny Football changed before/after rehab...

Nah. Throw his ass in jail. He’s not mentally ill, he’s just a young, dumb, entitled asshole who won’t deal with his drinking issues. He had his shot to deal with it, instead he abused a woman. Now it’s time he is told what to do for a while.

It’s not nice to call Johnny a crazy woman.

Look, Peyton might not be lying here. The fact that his forehead just grew another inch might just be a coincidence.

I wonder if falling a lot during his career led to CTE and depression.

Hardy had established on-field talent.

[REDACTED] is a hell of a drug

The Girl Scouts are being kicked out for a Nickleback concert. Expected profit-$15

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

My EDM test is to simply ask “Would this sound better on ecstasy?” and if the answer is YES, then it’s EDM.

Randle was reached for a reply and denied he ever gambled, “I merely enjoyed playing Draft Kings like millions of my fellow Americans, which is a game of SKILL, not gambling.”

I've been very happy with all the Cree TW bulbs I've bought. Can't tell the difference from incandescent.

The details given by her abductors/rapists/murderers about her final moments, the terrible pain and sheer terror that poor child must have felt, and the details about how her remains were found a few months later... it still haunts me. Cases like that of Tori Stafford sorely tempt me to wish for the death penalty on…

I had the same thought. I have 2 friends who could count on me to help bury a body. But a CHILD’S BODY??!! I’d probably call the cops on their ass.

Get ready for a week long conversation about What Your Kids Are Doing On The Internet. I bet Chris Hansen’s media schedule is booked until next Tuesday.

Leave it to the Lions to completely crush the joy out of one of the best RBs and one of the best WRs to ever play the game. So much so that each would rather retire than continue playing. Well done Detroit.