This guy is clearly guilty of stolen ball valor

At least he didn't bring paper towels 

From the looks of things, he had a few too many woodchucks out on the town...

You mean the one where it says Congress can’t pass a law restricting speech, assembly, or the press? 

I do not understand the great angst a couple extra pockets on shorts causing people?! 

The fuck is wrong with flip flops and shorts? 

Easily triggered, not in his safe place 

I'm with you. The players are exhausted, the action is declining, and the level of play starts to suffer. 

This was a Milwaukee thing. He pitched for the Crew several years before his stint in Seattle. He did have a couple good years there. 

A friend honestly used to have a band named after him, simply called Bosio. I think spider monkey sounds more rockin though.

First things first, the term “civil" needs to be a little better defined. All the false equivalence stuff comparing a peaceful protest to racist harassment is bull crap

Ugh, I can't stand Tebow either....

“Forget the curveball. Give him the heater Ricky!”

3 entitled white guys think that? No fucking way!

Birds of a feather and such

I know how uncomfortable the foot longs make you

Cool, that prize money may just about pay for the hospital bill of the birth and about a year taking care of the bastard. Great contest

Yes

Are you trying to tell me Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?!

What happens when the two meet in prison? It’s like an irresistible force meeting an immovable object.