I was at the brewers/marlins game the other night at miller park....when the marlins lineup was announced it was prefaced on the PA by the line in Major League “most of these guys never had a prime!”

Movie was bleh....

That’s awesome...there’s been some other good songs in the past 50 years though

What happened to hold my beer?

I wouldn’t let Aldon hold your beer if I were you

As a wise person once said, you better wrap it before you tap it...

Yeah but all those burger name puns are forced! That’s what makes them so great

I’ll challenge you on that point. Good Punters are more valuable than you might think. Let’s say a guy punts 5 times a game and nets 8 yards better than another guy. That’s 40 yards right there. 40 yards is passable for a starting TE to contribute. To get an extra 40 from a punter is rare.

Yes, scared of everything. Don’t you know the whole world is just one giant conspiracy against white people! Oh and Christianity! Those poor oppressed minorities.

Forget just sports fans! As for a large population of white males in this country (like these bloggers), there are very few conspiracies they won’t gravitate towards when something doesn’t go their way.

You didn’t answer the question

Here’s a very simple question with a very simple answer. Who did more Americans vote for?

He lost me when he misspelled “extreme”

Agh, I’m jealous. I wish my workplace didn’t subject us to random testing...

That’s a bit of a stretch to say it’s the vote of the people. It was the vote of the electoral college, not the majority of the people.

I have had one for years but I totally stopped finding value in it last year. I have plenty of other outlets to find news at and I decided that I’d rather keep in touch with friends more directly. I haven’t used the app in a few months and I don’t miss it at all. I realize I’m not representive of most people but I…

Dryer sheets in the toilet paper tube for the exhale and a towel under the door are freshman year lessons.

Thinking of this guy just made me feel so old.

I’ve spent some nice days in Chicago and it can be cool in parts. That said, it’s just a midwestern city complete with crumbling streets, pollution, and institutional racism. Detroit, Cleveland, and Milwaukee are pretty similar but just smaller and fewer tall buildings.

Early 20s people from the Chicago burbs are amongst the worst. Zero sense of the world around them