Hot take here. Elite linebackers are a rare breed and are usually all taken in the first 10-15 picks of a draft if there are any. Getting into an argument with a hospital worker is not exactly a dui or throwing a woman down some stairs. Getting sent home seems like a bit fishy.

I’m no expert but doesn’t basketball normally involve jumping and moving your arms?

I haven’t read that fuck faces column in like 3 years and somwhow I still manage to get information about foot

Did anyone ever mistake you for a man?

And it looks like you’re coming in on yours to tell us what’s acceptable.

I’m thinking alien life is pretty darn likely on one or more of these. The star is small meaning it is long lived. A longer time period is a plus in terms of providing proto life to take root. You also have the recent discovery of hydrocarbons on Ceres providing the proof that building blocks of planets, asteroids,…

You know how much trump complained about Obama playing golf right?

Yeah, Barack played a little golf but not nearly as much as this shithead. He’s spent more on personal travel in a month than Obama did in a year!

The rumors had to be pretty good if they inspired an entire belle and Sebastian song.

Great use of the word “defenestration”

It’s all Greek to me

The sooner people understand the difference between what the Supreme Court has ruled as protected and un-protected speech the better. The definition of hate speech is a bit elusive but the constitution does not protect it per se. For example, calling someone a slur does not fall under the banner of 1st ammendment…

The night wilt chamberlain scored 100, the only reason he obtained that is because he finally heeded Barry’s advice to shoot free throws that way. He was a 50% free throw shooter otherwise and shot something like 80% that night. Alas he didn’t stick with the technique and went back to being a bad free throw shooter.

Her face was carelessly placed in the way of his fist! How is it his fault?

Well no shit, I don’t think their is implied point by the author that Einstein is a fascist either.

So the thing about corporate America is this, you can do your job well all month but if you show up and shit the bed one day in a big meeting meeting, that’s all that matters. Maybe it’s fair maybe it’s not but there’s lots of guys that can look brilliant when they’ve got good talent working for them but not many…

After diddling around for a few years trying to figure out what to do with that team I’m sure he’ll just get sacked.

This will haunt those fans for the rest of their lives. As a packer fan this game sort of reminds me of the NFC championship game against Seattle a couple years back but I can’t imagine how that would have felt if it was in the SB. People can lavish all the praise they want on Matt Ryan, I still have not witnessed him…

Are we all going to die this year or next year?

Sad story but it’s nice to hear how hard everyone tried.