Here’s a helpful tip. If you have to explain a joke it wasn’t funny in the first place.

Interesting. No calling anything cool lest you be tagged with the hipster epithet. Who knew?

How is that related to hipster?

I can tell by the headlights in the picture that that’s actually a 1985 suburban.

Money>football>Jesus>big tv’s>molested children> raped women.

Discounted sneakers> criminally mishandled rape cases

I’m enjoying watching the suffering being imposed on Ohio sports fans and look forward to it continuing. I was (until Tuesday) a packer fan but have decided to move on to greener pastures. Go Seahawks!

Good call. “Things that sound good for two seconds before you actually stop and think” should be the new slogan for the libertarian party

God bless you all

Looked like margary trying to make the tackle

Ow! That’s hot!

The racist and misogynist bile that is sure to be spewing out of him Tuesday night when he loses will just be captured live instead. He his campaign party is being held at a Hilton instead of one of his own hotels to avoid further tainting the brand with the impending defeat.

I’m sorry, there is a record number of Americans with health care today, that is not a failure my friend. A better plan could have been passed if it wasn’t for republicans. As for devicisiveness, this president has fought for those marginalized sexually and economically. It’s only in the head of the sad republican…

This is such a typical whiny fan screed. Yes, the offense line is terrible and you want to moan about how nothing has been done to help it. Here’s some news, no team can be strong at every position group. The cap assured this. The best teams can do is hope to get really lucky on late draft picks, cheap free agents and…

Let’s just go in and mention Greg Jennings and Mike Wallace to round out the group.

Oh captain my captain

It was all already great when the cards didn’t get in

I would think that’s what makes him a Vikings fan.

I think this app is a boon for clever criminals. You get an alert to when and where something is happening that the available police and units are rushing to. That means the criminal in the vicinity, well notified of where the police are going, knows they have a certain window to execute a robbery or such.

This is fucking Cleveland where the fashion sense of Seinfeld is still well in effect.