A golden shower from a rich dude?

Chill out, he was never in real danger, there were a few responsible folks there pouring their steel reserve beer on him.

Did you know it's illegal to put squirrels down your pants for gambling purposes?

Is this a racist comment or an indictment of racist law enforcement? Seriously, could go either way with it

Maybe they’ll go with Christconner Hackencook?

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Not a lot going on upstairs huh?

Winston looked like flaming garbage in the playoff last year and he still got drafted number 1. These qbs are being drafted on their potential, not what they've done in college. Lynch and Goff have lots of potential but cook just looks confused and innacurate anytime there is pressure. I'm not convinced this years…

I How is ABC world news going to work a plug for the games into their coverage of air strikes against ISIS?

As a person who knows alcoholics, at this point, and with this many warning signs, it sure looks like he may be

No, please let it die. It's annoying and dead at this point. It’s over

In theory this isn’t an egregious act but what he implies here is that he has no problem letting another guy come in and get hurt in his place in a now meaningless game.

Minneapolis isn’t a whitey town??? You can't get whiter!

That’s the same uses any player has taken HGH for! Recovering from injury. Why should Peyton get special treatment?

Nice hawt take there. Maybe you can explain then the difference in media coverage of Peyton Mannings rape case at UT and any rape accusation of a black player ever?

The Halloween episode of You're The Worst....

Jesus Walt, you know you're just going to get that clown stuck up you're ass!

Yes, I hate when those pc phonies don't just admit that it's a great idea to track all members of a particular faith or that all people from Mexico are drugged up rapists. Ugh, the liberal agenda...

Nailed it. Goodell has finally obtained the mathematical function dictating punishment as a function of Internet word clouds

No, plenty of Americans speak their minds. They’re just not typically racists. They tend to keep that to themselves. So a more accurate statement is that he's the only racist American with the balls to speak his mind.