She was only in it for the mother in law?

He also looks like he’s been drunk for the entire duration of their marriage. That would probably explain the no prenup.

She’s just so timeless and chic and cool and pretty and talented and I want to be her.

Sigh. Dear lord I love her.

your honor, he thinks the jack sparrow accent is arousing.

Eh, probably not for a 15 month marriage. I don’t practice in California, but in my state even if there is a substantial difference income between the parties, it doesn’t mean the party with more money has to pay a significant amount when the marriage was very short. She couldn’t have had time to become accustomed to…

Yeah, that is just strange. I get that he probably made most of his money before he married her, but he still earned some big paychecks during that period, and it’s not like he has a history of stable relationships.

Your honor, he wants to finger me with all his rings on.

Your honor, my husband is being owned by a dickensian Australian politician.

It still seems a touch harsh...on a more upbeat note, these two couldn’t look more alike.

Fair call. Jack Sparrow is way smarter than Depp.

EVERYTHING is 1000% Chet Haze’s fault.

ANGELINA: Her name is Marion Cotill-fart, and you know it.

Bullshit. Nobody is giving this up.

“In a world of Kardashians, be a Helena Bonham Carter.”

Always be Emma Thompson

To me, she’s one of those people who seems genuinely nice and well-meaning, but is so insecure that she comes across as needy and overcompensating, and therefore annoys everyone. I just wanna be like, “Girl, you’re beautiful, smart, and pretty talented! RELAX already! Be chill!”

Star Lord

no shame