I resent the idea that just because I’m a woman I’m obligated to like and support all other women. Some women are jerks, just like some men. I support women, and will fight tooth and nail for our equality, but on an individual level some women are awful people and I don’t have to like them.

Let me guess: Handler never has shit to say about Brad Pitt?

Unless the woman you don’t like is Angelina Jolie in which case you’re Chelsea Handler.

Debbie Harry did everything better.

god i love her in everything. EVERYTHING.

Listen to him reading poetry and report back to me.

You are providing a great public service.

This is an outrage! Outrage!!

Oh man, would you be sorry. I’ve received email rants from her about some project or other that rival any dissertation.

Does your mom have a newsletter? I would like to subscribe

ummm...i’m gonna beg to differ. yeah, cosby raped many more women...so the volume of his crimes is, sure, yeah, greater. but woody allen is a fucking predator and who knows what damages he’s caused that we don’t know about.

“forcing her to suck his thumb”

After an actor works with him, I never look at them the same way. Colin Firth... Emma Stone... It always leaves a bad taste in my mouth that they either didn’t believe Dylan Farrow or they don’t care.

My mother has worked in the film industry a long time. And, I sent her a link to the Kristen Stewart piece from Jez last night. And, this was her response:

Exactly. The story didn’t pass the smell test. And they are terrible people. Countless women have had their lives ruined due to pictures or videos released by vindictive ex-boyfriends. But here you have this band who thinks their idea is just so interesting and original.

This is a mental disorder related to other kinds of hoarding and has little to do with being an animal lover.

have you called the local animal welfare office? no one should have 300 cats unless you are an animal shelter.

Evil is as evil does. Sorry, I know a lady who has 300 cats. It matters very little what delusional bullshit she tells herself, not to the poor animals, and not particularly much to me.

He’s back now (and his hair looks FABULOUS)