I would assume “getting the mind and body ready for vegas” would involve a shit ton of marb lights and vodka tonics.

The problem with all this? Trump likes being called a fascist. He desperately wants to be a strongman like his daddy Putin. Shit like this just emboldens him and makes him think his tiny hands are bigger than they actually are.

Here’s a picture for proof:

He is the best and I mourn the cancellation of “The Good Guys”. Damnit.

you get a star for the hashtag

SAG Awards leftovers: Thandie Newton is the bossiest of bosses:

When the very young child of friends met our cat (the first she’d ever encountered up close), she asked her mother, “What’s wrong with this broken dog?”

Oh my god shut your stupid whore right now!!!!! Right god damn now!!!! I have never been so oftended by an Internet comment in my life.

We have 2 Maine Coons, and they are awesome. They’re beautiful, and actually quite dog-like in their personalities and behavior but with the intelligence of a cat. One is ginormous, and rules the roost. The other is petite and is the baby of the family. Both are rescue cats and whenever I hear someone is looking to…

Later:

I get “Settle for Me” and “You Stupid Bitch” stuck in my head all the time. I hope Rebecca Bloom keeps making it forever!

Those tiny books are adorable.

daisy has some very bizarre personality quirks. she makes ewok noises when people are ignoring her. this is a photo of her winning the annoying noise fight and forcing us to put her on the counter while we cooked.

My cat always wants to accompany me into the bathroom, too. I’ve never picked him up, but he has tried to hop up with me. Now what he does is hop up into the sink basin and watch me until I’m done. And if I shut the door and don’t let him in he will also cry and scratch at the door until I come out. It’s so weird.

My dog always walks while she poops and I truly don’t understand why. I used to think she had a health problem but she is now 13 and has always done this so I guess not since the vet has never seemed concerned.

I am so, so sorry that you and your cousins have to go through this, and that this is happening to wonderful and good people who have done absolutely nothing to deserve it. Big internet hugs to you - I wish I could do more.

Tears of joy: