That kid had no right being around animals of any kind, including humans. Injecting animals with herapin??!! I’m not sure that “asshole” is a strong enough word for this douchecanoe.

This sounds awesome! Someone introduced me to lying cat a few days ago on the thread about grumpy cat and Garfield. We didn’t really get in to the story of it. Thanks for the intro. Definitely going to it out.

Here you go!

Noooooooo

I’m ok with this, too!

I don’t recall anyone applauding someone throwing a shoe at Bush. I mean, it was pretty funny, but I don’t recall anyone applauding it (I could be wrong, it’s happened before). From what can tell from the link - it appears as though the object fit into a brown paper lunch bag. At this time, I’m not 100% that federal…

No tips other than eat ALL THE CHEESE! Have fun!

Thanks! I’ve never been and would love to go! Renewing interest over here.

Thank you! Is it weird if I like your post? Fuck it, I’m gonna like your post.

I haven’t seen this! Off to the google for more! Thanks!

Awesome! Hot tip. Thanks!

Hahaha. I’m barely mixing shadows. I have one from MAC that does what I need it to do (if I run out, I can attempt to mix two others from the palette). My sister is a make up maven - I did not get those family genes. Cheers to all us make up delinquent ladies!

Amazing!! Congrats!

Where are you thinking of going? The last “vacation” I took was to a small fishing village around 4 hours from me FOUR YEARS AGO. I am in desperate need of a vacation, but always talk myself out of it. Any ideas welcome!  

Great case! My battle armor would be Nars lipstick in scarlett empress. I can somehow pull off a good lip - liquid eyeliner is a little out of my league!

A liquid liner can work wonders. I have no idea how to use one, but I can imagine!

A supportive, encouraging boss can make all the difference! Congrats, and awesome work on the conversation with your boss. I know those talks can be difficult. Wait to see/hear about the other job, but it’s good that your boss knows where you stand with your current position. All the best!

I starred this, but I’m regretting it a little. Thanks for the laugh, and major gagging.

“After the story was posted on Saturday morning, White House deputy press secretary Sarah Sanders claimed the remarks were presented out of context, saying the president was merely describing the meetings.” 

Agreed. And this: