Greatness: V-10 + sexy looks. Did I mention v-10?

As a sales manager, I would be on you for wasting the literal hours you would waste reading the map and planning out your route vs. plugging in the addresses and hitting the road. Sure, if you are going from A to B, your map works just fine. But what about from A to B to C to D to E to F, get some sleep, then G, wait,…

Heated seats. So nice for the winter time.

wont have a car without it

HOLY SHIT A JALOP TAHT ACTUALLY BOUGHT AN EXPENSIVE CAR NEW INSTEAD OF USED.

well, he's here, ain't he?

If that existed, would you buy it though? Companies seem convinced you wouldn't. Or at least, not enough of you would.

I went to San Diego zoo recently & was being eye fucked by the dominant male. There were 80 people checking out the exhibit & this dude is just chillin in the back. gansta leanin against his fake cave opening. That fucker tracked me as I walked from one end of the paddock to the other. Did he move a muscle? Turn…

1A. Cat, domesticated

I've fought and defeated over thirty animals on this list. #CrimingWhileWhite

They'll ruin your fucking life. Give you that WWI death.

[How righteous was the 1990 Corvette ZR-1? Even Chevy couldn't help do a burnout in it for the car's press photo shoot.]