The fireplace in question, holy shit :

That howling-mouth fireplace at Geena Davis’s place!!! It’s a Green Man crossed with a Gorgon, in plaster and painted with Farrow & Ball’s Pointing.

This is mad, and brilliant, and a winner.

Your aunt is an evil genius and this is a winner.

My story is from the Other Side of public sex (as in, I wasn’t the one having it).

So, because Michelle Obama published a bestselling book about her life and made money from doing said work, she’s not allowed to feel depressed -ever- for anything and we have to hate her now and HOW DARE SHE SPEAK?  I am sure you, as a writer, are looking forward to the day you, too, publish a bestselling book and…

Seems like a neat approach. The rules governing non-profits can be really strict, and it doesn’t look like the NRA has been following them.

This take is so bad that the quality all of your other opinions are now in question.

It’s chaos. How are kids supposed to try and learn, how are parents supposed to plan for work (if they are working) or childcare... all with the pandemic crisis hanging over everyone’s head. Trump and his chucklefuck lackeys have one talent. And that is to keep finding new ways to make this situation worse.

The CDC just published a report on a summer camp in Georgia. 200 children tested positive for coronavirus which they then suggested shows that children are not as immune as previously thought and could be major disease vectors.

Every VP in the history of ever was running for president. Biden has been running for president since the goddamn 80s and throughout the Obama presidency. Preparation and ambition are to be rewarded as long as they are accompanied by testicles.

If there’s any ironic “upside” to this ghastly year and horrendous pandemic, it’s turning the volume and floodlights of everything that’s broken up to a pitch and blinding intensity that even the upper echelons are having trouble turning their backs on. With the exception of the billionaires, just about every other…

Prince Philip doesn’t look a day over 200.

If there’s any justice in the world Catherine O’Hara and the entire cast of Schitt’s Creek will sweep their categories.

This scene alone... Zendaya is great:

First of all, fuck 50 Cent and anybody who made fun of Meg. You don’t have to like her music (I certainly don’t), but she doesn’t deserve to be shot by that freakin clown who deserves absolutely no recognition for anything at all outside of a prison sentence.

Those of you who were here from the fall of 2018 to the spring of 2020 may recall that I was seeking advice about trying for a job at the Cleveland Clinic, basically my dream employer. I applied for two positions and each time made it to a second interview, but was not hired for either.

This was a roller coaster.

This reads like the pilot episode for a new Netflix show. 5 stars!

10 year high school reunion out in my boonies hometown. Traveled in from another state. Like 15 people showed up. We all got too drunk and decided to go to the local strip club. Not only were people we graduated with working at the strip club, my high school nemesis and his wife invited me to enjoy a lap dance with…