I’m not exactly proud of this but I’ve gotten a couple of people fired.

So this story isn’t one of me sticking up for something (not in the mood to write anything detailed tonight), but one of my big sister sticking up for me— I’m trying to decide whether or not to incorporate into my MOH toast in a few months.

I’ve listened to the new Hozier album, Wasteland, Baby!, three times through already since it came out at midnight. Absolutely worth the wait.

That’s precisely why I couldn’t buy that they had. I don’t think they’re great enough actors to be able to hide it, so they qualified for the Zac Efron/Vanessa Hudgens ‘we had an entire PR department devoted to making sure preteens/parents didn’t think we were fucking and yet everyone still knew’ test and couldn’t…

I fall into the camp of ‘why is twitter freaking tf out, they’ve definitely never fucked’ re: Gaga and Bradley, so plz explain the other side, GELLA, because you’re likely the only person with a chance of convincing me.

me @ bbc pride and prejudice: you are the last pride and prejudice adaptation in the world I could ever be prevailed upon to watch

Hard agree. 2005 P&P is the superior P&P adaptation.

If she’s the Democratic nominee come November 2020, you bet I’ll vote for her without an issue. But that’s a strong “nah” for her when I vote in the primaries.

Less dishes to wash haha. I regularly eat dry cereal out of the box for this exact purpose.

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

LOL my 6th grade English teacher taught us the concept of ‘embellishing’ and I’ve always appreciated that lesson more than we were probably meant to. Your pick of JKO made you sound super high class and I applaud you.

Hahaha, I like the way you look at things! They definitely were wanting a /known/ character though, but for some reason I didn’t just go with “heh, let me write about Harry Potter for an hour” like every other sane 7th grader in the state.

I have, actually! We’ll see how that goes in the future haha.

Absolutely legendary.

I have been breathlessly anticipating the take-down of Facebook/Apple/Google/etc. by the EU since the passing of the GDPR like a mother of six daughters waiting for a rich, eligible bachelor to arrive in an Austen novel. I really, really hope this does it for one of them.

Hate the game, not the player!!

Awe, thank you so much!

I wouldn’t say this is my most complicated lie ever, but it was 100% complete bullshit made up entirely on the fly for a state-wide standardized test. During my 7th grade Ohio Achievement Test in writing, one of the two questions was “if you could spend one day with any fictional character, who would it be and what…

I’m kind of impressed that middle-school-aged you didn’t crack under the pressure and just doubled-down on that one.

Hands are still the superior tool for all salads listed other than quinoa.