I love how because it’s 2018 now, my main thought on this is “please just don’t let this asshole end up with a DoE position at any point in the future”.

Halloween is the only time I will eat the ‘bad but great’ candy over quality chocolate. Nothing says “it’s late October” like a Crunch bar to me.

IMO the people who voted Trump but are most likely to change their minds this election will be rural voters. The trade shenanigans have caused soybean farmers to lose enormous sums of money, and farmers can’t really afford to not make a profit any given year. Weather’s uncontrollable, but voting out politicians is…

Yeah I live in the Midwest, and my extended family is pretty equally represented in terms of rural-suburb-city residence.  In our state it’s pretty much the opposite, where the major cities vote blue while the rest of the state goes red. 

That’s literally where I live. And given that I know many, many suburban white women from Gen Z to the Boomer generation, I don’t believe you on this one.

“Fiscally conservative, socially liberal” is code for: I don’t think I’m racist/sexist/homophobic, and I will step over everyone else’s corpse to get a tax cut.

I’m pretty convinced this woman is a myth. All the suburban white women I know (myself included) are either women who’ve voted Democrat since the Obama years (or before) and have not changed on this front, or are all-out ride-or-die GOP-ers, which includes the Trump-or-Bust subset. White suburban women have had their…

thanks I hate it

No, and I never will.

Museum mannequins to this date creep me the fuck out. I’m not talking the white, featureless ones you see in stores, I hate the mannequins that are specifically designed to resemble humans as closely as possible.

Wow is that a still from The Sheik? Because that reference is on point.

This couldn’t be another instance of a woman patiently supporting a man while he performs an entire three movement concerto of dumb shit, could it?

IIRC they at one point got a free ride on a party cruise in Prague and were drunk for about three days straight, so at worst it made for a very memorable unmemorable trip.

did I ever tell you about the time three of my friends from uni took a Lads On Tour trip? I cannot think of an instance of commitment I respect more, they made every decision for a week entirely on the basis of ‘what would lads on tour do?’. 

Especially appropriate now that we’ve got the annual scary story thread going as well.

ledge

God we need a pissing contest just for the most outrageous bridal/baby shower stories. 

I love it when asshole men out themselves as assholes. Thank goodness Mandy left him the hell behind.

lol excellent punning. (And no knocks on you whatsoever, church architecture terms are pretty niche knowledge and very rarely relevant outside the field.)

FYI, it’s a church nave, not knave. (Sorry, art history pedant here.)