How do you even present it to someone? If you drive them out to the airport, they’re going to know. You can’t hide it in the driveway, or under the tree. Do you just wrap up the envelope with the bill of sale in it? Completely anticlimactic.

I think the one problem with asking for a private plane for Christmas is that it’s one of those gifts that is going to cost you in the long run. Oprah surely wouldn’t also be paying all the associated costs (pilots, fuel, etc.) each time Gayle wanted to fly somewhere, right?

Hottest of all takes: Taylor’s album would be 10x better if it were about Snowpiercer instead of Joe Alwyn.

...clearly I spend way too much of my own money at Sephora if I am able to accurately guess this information haha.

I have zero idea. It might, but if it does I would expect that Beauty Insiders get a smaller percentage off their orders than VIB/VIB Rouge, or have access to the sale at a later date.

Can’t wait to see the Shit I Bought column that appears post-Sephora VIB Rogue/VIB sale in a few weeks. SO MANY BEAUTY PRODUCTS.

Can’t wait to celebrate Arrestivus! Would be the best Christmas gift ever!

A MILLION STARS TO YOU FOR MENTIONING THE EFFERVESCENT SISTER WENDY.

She was an absolute star. Definitely made a huge contribution to the field, and her challenge vis-a-vis women artists is applicable to non-white male artists as well, which is why her writing is sometimes applied to discussions regarding Post-Colonialism. I expect Nochlin must have been a real fun woman as well, as…

Hahaha his flatmates must have told him the same, every weekend from 1-2 he’d be out in the garden practicing.

I spent the first few months of this presidency in Scotland, and one of my neighbors was learning to play the bagpipes. Let me tell you, I vastly preferred hearing him every day there to hearing Trump every day here.

No way he wrote that tweet himself. Trump would never say the word “sorry” unless he was using it as an adjective describing someone else.

Or extra thick ones! So you can continue to wear your sneakers in weather they would otherwise be completely unsuitable for.

I have done this before as well, but that usually only occurs (for me, anyway) when the shoes would be otherwise ruined by mud. Besides, so much easier to wash socks than shoes. Shoes have to have their own load.

The point of socks is that you can wash them!!!! What is the point of wearing socks with your sneakers if you can’t wash them??? Either wear socks with your sneakers, to keep your shoes and feet relatively clean, and then wash them, or say fuck it, and just wear the sneakers. Just pick one!!!!!

AHHHH I’m losing my mind over Nathan Chen and Karen Chen lately. Can’t wait for the Olympics to get here already! Also absolutely loved Evgenia Medvedeva’s short program.

Yeah, I noticed as well that he’s specifically come out from wherever the fuck he’s languishing just to call a black woman a liar.

If her skin is presenting with a rash and small bumps, it might be scabies. AKA human itch mites. Animals don’t carry them, and if you don’t have prolonged contact with her (not a lot of hugging, no sharing clothes or washing her clothes/sheets with yours), then it would explain why she’s the only one who is…

I’m reading this and laughing, thinking of all the times that my uncles and their classmates would get pulled out of school because one of their cows (or their neighbor’s cows) got out.