What, punched someone in the throat?

YES SHE WAS AWESOME fuck you Giada

I have been punched in the throat before and anyone who punches people in the throat as a first move in a fight is deserving of respect.

Based on this, Nicole is definitely the one I would be more likely to be friends with.

Discussion time: who would you put money on in a fight, Nicole or Reese? Reese seems like she’d cut a bitch, but Nicole survived Tom Cruise for ten years, so I feel like it’d be pretty even odds.

I didn’t realize this was coming back tonight!! I’m so hyped!!

That is really, really fucked up that they gave her the real thing without telling her/asking for permission.

Between this and the juggalos descending on DC I am fucking convinced that the old gods have awoken and enjoy spending every day taking rolls on how insane reality will be like a damn D&D game.

Thank you for putting in the time that this must take every day. Always makes me snicker, and is especially appreciated when Barf Bag is especially dour.

Rhymes with dossier, so the second.

A+ for “The Lottery” reference.

I’m slow clapping it out for this comment.

Hans Christian Andersen wrote on the ground lying face down whilst wailing. Hemingway’s is an at-home bar cart. I could do this all day.

Thank you, literary joke twitter accounts are my passion.

Now I need a twitter account detailing the fictional writing desks of famous authors. Emerson’s is just a pile of leaves next to a pond. Mary Shelley’s is her mother’s grave. Ayn Rand writes on the back of Paul Ryan, who considers it an honor.

The one, single benefit to having IBS: I never have this dilemma, because it takes every single star to be in alignment for me to poop to begin with.

I’m real sad that kitsune didn’t make the bracket. Who doesn’t want to be a nine tailed fox who turns into a woman and seduces men? WHO?

I do think it’s unnecessary, but that’s also because I do think Bale is a really incredible actor. He’s capable of completely ‘transforming’ himself for a role without actually gaining/losing weight or changing his physical attributes—his role in The Big Short is a very good example of this.

I really worry about actors/actresses who undergo extreme bodily changes for roles. SURELY with the wonder of CGI and practical measures (like, say, prosthetics and body suits), this could be avoided if you still really want to cast a particular person in a role. This isn’t even the first time Bale has done…

Yeah, genetics have far more to do with body type than dietary choices for most people, but that’s something no one really wants to come to terms with, apparently. Which is odd, given that when applied to athletic ability, everyone just accepts that certain people are genetically designed to be better at an activity…