“He’s stupider than we are!”

You jest but republican voters would eat that shit up.

Kris Kobach for Kansas.

Thank God Trump highlighted the fact that a guy running for the governor of Kansas is strong on border security. Kansans everywhere are goddamned tired of refugees from Nebraska, Missouri, Oklahoma, and Colorado being able to flood into their state unchecked.

You know what? I don’t care what the fuck you admit to, you horse’s ass. Your admissions mean nothing to me.

PIZZA CHILD SEX HILLARY CLINTON!

Trump Admin: That’s not true.

Trump supporters: OK.

Trump Admin: OK, we met, but it was about adoption.

Trump Supporters: OK

Trump Admin: OK, we met someone for intel.

Trump Supporters: OK.

Trump Admin: But my son fessed up, but I didn’t know about it

Trump Supporters: OK

I really wish I could be there the moment Don Jr. has the stunning realization that his father is going to have absolutely no issue with sacrificing him in order to try and save his own ass.

You know, if you tell the truth, you only ever have to tell one story.

Haven’t you heard, collusion is not a crime, and neither is sexual assault if you are Donald Trump. Just rewrite history like any other dictator, because that is exactly where he is headed.

You are not even joking.

“Donate to the NRA, or God will call all the guns back to heaven...”

That’s correct, Your Honor. And to answer your question - Yes.

Good. Starve the motherfuckers out. Starve ‘em dead.

I love the post.

Oh man, that’s good. Keep it coming.

We shouldn’t be allowing homegrown terrorist groups to fundraise anyway.

-Nothing the NRA says in public can be trusted. The layers of bullshit go deeper than the Grand Canyon.